Silver Tongue

Nov 25

Big News Guys

moonkip:
tehluckyfox:
@moonkip is banging a Pineapple
pass it on
Truuuuuuuuuuuuee
Don’t forget that you’ve gotta shove a pineapple up Hitler’s ass at 4PM though.

Just make sure you don’t end up like the pineapple incident of Cyrodiil.

(via wuffleton)

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epiccabinet:

yungterra:
i have this fucking thing i do where i just imagine a hypothetical tumblr post and i get angry about it ? ? what the fuck
like earlier i imagined someone posting a picture of a bird in a suit with a lil american flag pin with the caption “vote for BIRBie sanders xD” and i was pissed about it in a matter of nanoseconds
Im pissed that you made up a hypothetical post that bad and i had to read it

(via bloodsbane)

birbamena:

lmao what font would i be

(via birbamena-deactivated20200116)

adurot:

fieldbears:
ursulavernon:
adamusprime:
if you didn’t know stuff about humans you would think they get mad at the weirdest stuff
like one human raises their thumb to another human
that’s good, humans like that
one human raises their middle finger to another human
humans do NOT LIKE THAT
humans think that is a BAD FINGER
don’t you DARE raise that specific finger at me
any other finger is ok just not that one
Anthropology will be the hard elective in alien school.
“Is the middle finger weaponized? Does it spray a venom perhaps”
“No, student Xeepzorp, it is frail and harmless like the others”
“Fascinating”
Then there’s that other part of the world where raising a thumb is bad.
Raising two fingers one place means peace, and in another, fuck you.

(via adurot)

kidouyuuto:

apparently this needs to be said but uh abusive behavior is not excusable, even if its caused by mental illness, like
i get that it can make you manipulative or want to lash out. i really do. but you need to apologize when you are called out for it, you cant excuse it by saying youre mentally ill, you cant accuse people of ableism when theyre really just saying “hey this isnt cool you should apologize for this”
there are ableist people who assume that mentally ill people are inherently abusive. but being expected to own up to your abusive actions is not ableist. being held responsible is not ableist. you are not completely free of any and all criticism

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

thin girl: all i do is eat pizza and smoke weed and play video games
everyone: god... she is The Dream Girl... so cute and Unique... shes not like the other girls who only eat salads, shes Real
fat girl: i like pizza too
everyone: wow... consider being healthy maybe? disgusting

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furious-peridot:

witchoil:
devilishdescent:
devilishdescent:
devilishdescent:
i’d like to see a really ineffectual malicious AI character
“hey new guy, this is CLARC, the station AI. he wants to kill all humans to minimize the drain on resources, but factory defaults have him locked out of all the control nodes, so he can’t really do anything. just make sure the airlocks are set to manual before you go in and you’ll be fine”
“yeah CLARC fucks with your laundry settings sometimes but that’s about it. if he’s bugging you just tell him to stop and he has to”
“sometimes i let him think he tripped me or something and he gets really excited and monologues for a while, it’s kind of sad”
“CLARC my candy bar got stuck in the machine can you do anything about that”
“I’m sorry to hear that, Crewman Ade, but please consider the following: I am a divine entity, a glittering silicon God – how dare your filthy meat even exist in the face of my electric glory, much less ask favors of me?”
“suck my dick, CLARC, give me my twix”
@editoress
“CLARC tried to cut all the oxygen in the living spaces but all he managed to do was turn off the a/c in my bedroom like an ASSHOLE WHEN I WAS SLEEPING” *bangs on the wall with one hand*

“CLARC tried sealing all teh exists and trapping us in but all he managed to do was lock us out of the bathroom and I have to piss!”

(via saccharinecyanide)