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Fun facts about your sign here
(via zodiacmind)
You know what I want? I want a space shooter with the protagonist in power armour who never speaks and the final boss is like “How can this be!? The space prophecy said no man can defeat me!” and then the protagonist finally say “I am no man” before blasting his face. Then proceeds to return to the ship and take off the power armour to relax in casual wear and it turns out you were playing as a girl the entire time.
Tbh Americans are so funny they’re like “OMYGOD THERE’S A CONCERT NEAR MY HOUSE its like a 3 hours drive!!!!”
and Europeans are like “WTF A 3 HOUR DRIVE ARE YOU KIDDING IM NOT GOING TO FRANCE FOR THAT??!!!”
It’s funny because a 3hr drive in texas is because of distance and a 3hr drive in new york is because of traffic.
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Orange gatorade and green monster makes a surprisingly decent drink.
The way my mind works
Joke first, then help.
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Does anyone want me to draw porn for them?