Silver Tongue

Nov 24

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paulsrockinpagoda:

presidentobarna:

leaf-jelly:

131-di:

illogicalhumanoid:

brickiestsurgeon:

131-di:

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

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talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

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i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

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my counter:

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piccolo trombone 

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Awe man, sometimes I just absolutely love reddit. Like here where they take a stab at gamefaqs for being immature while simultaneously poking fun at IGNs rating system.

Awe man, sometimes I just absolutely love reddit. Like here where they take a stab at gamefaqs for being immature while simultaneously poking fun at IGNs rating system.

Anonymous asked: in regards to your post about tumblr's im on life-of-scootaloo, fyi, being unnecesarily hostile and edgy doesn't win you big points with anyone; in fact everyone i've shown the post to agrees you've effectively made an ass of yourself. have preference of some other medium of contact and voicing that preference is one thing, but threatening to block anyone who messages you is just childish. i'm not saying this to be rude, i hope you learn from it.

demon-space-boi-deactivated2022:

I never wanted instant messaging in the first place, plus I was already grumpy due to me being sick this past week. Plus I’m not the only one I know who would block anyone sending a message through the instant messaging system. Next time if you wanna be a jerk, get off anon.

the only people she wants to talk to she has on skype.

bogleech:

history1970s:

bogleech:

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This outlandish homophobic troll is under the impression that being a lesbian causes the vagina to “dry out.”

Like he thinks only some sort of magical man-aura induces fluid production I guess.

And if you don’t moisten yourself with regular dude exposure you will get sick diseases.

this is such a medieval way of thinking about vaginas like it’s actually a peg lower than thinking someone who’s on their period is being temporarily possessed by some sort of evil force

see, the lady parts, the name of which must never be spoken lest one incur the lord’s wrath, are where the lady body stores extra blood when not using it to grow and nourish the early stage of human life, the homunculus. This blood contains large amounts of metal, which become the bones of the homunculus as it develops.

It’s the presence of man parts and their magnetic aura which excite the iron and spur the lady parts into activity, causing them to work up a sweat. This is important as it rids her body of evil smells, which would otherwise pollute the homunculus with sinful thoughts and cause her child to be born left-handed.

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bpdtakayaabe:

ryukodragon:

Please don’t feel bad if you see Frisk, the main character of Undertale, as a specific gender, boy or girl or otherwise.

This is how they were designed, so that you could more easily identify with Frisk and their journey. That’s not a bad thing! Just understand that not everyone will see Frisk the way you do, and there’s NO ONE RIGHT WAY to see them.

Let’s all get along and enjoy Undertale for the amazing journey it is, okay? That’s the main point after all!

This is a polite way of dismissing nonbinary players who like that Frisk is in canon nonbinary.

There’s been many posts on this, so I’ll summarize the main point, but you’re not supposed to project yourself onto Frisk. The game was literally designed to make you believe, at first, you were creating an avatar of yourself by naming the fallen child. 

But, if you played through and completed the Pacifist Run, it’s revealed to you that the character you named was not the character you were controlling, and that their name, their personality, their whole being, is not supposed to be a reflection of you. They’re Frisk; they go by they/them pronouns, even after their friends learn their name, Flowey, who previously was referring to the first fallen child, calls Frisk by name and refers to them as a different person to you by directly talking about them to you.

Frisk’s character arc centers around your gradual realization that they’re not ambiguous or your avatar; they’re Frisk and nothing else. That’s why the line, “Still just you, Frisk,” exists, because it’s supposed to show their individuality.

Not only is dismissing this really subtle jab at RPGs for the morality of controlling the protagonist dismissing an important story element Toby Fox wanted to convey, but it’s rude to nonbinary players who originally projected onto Frisk thinking they’d never be nonbinary and then being ecstatic to see them be nonbinary after all.

There’s so many cis girl and even more cis boy protagonists; just let us have Frisk. Frisk, as a nonbinary protagonist in an incredibly well-received and mass-played game, is so much more important than another cis character.

You can have NB frisk. Just don’t get mad at someone who gives frisk and chara pronouns. They were fairly ambiguous so that the player could have them be whatever they want. Some people think frisk is a boy, some think frisk is a girl. some think frisk is NB. there is nothing wrong with either of them because that’s who frisk was designed.

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Anonymous asked: You know what's better than a gun made of bullets that shoots guns? a gun made of knives that shoots swords

elektronx:

Mmm perfect :O

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