Silver Tongue

Jun 08

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looneclaire:
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“programmerhumour:
“Yeah, this seems about right.
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Load Bearing Coconut
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From The Hackers Dictionary, a tale recounted by Guy L. Steele (GLS):
Some years ago, I (GLS) was snooping around in...

looneclaire:

fluffy-critter:

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chongoblog:

programmerhumour:

Yeah, this seems about right.

Load Bearing Coconut

From The Hackers Dictionary, a tale recounted by Guy L. Steele (GLS):

Some years ago, I (GLS) was snooping around in the cabinets that housed the MIT AI Lab’s PDP-10, and noticed a little switch glued to the frame of one cabinet. It was obviously a homebrew job, added by one of the lab’s hardware hackers (no one knows who).

You don’t touch an unknown switch on a computer without knowing what it does, because you might crash the computer. The switch was labeled in a most unhelpful way. It had two positions, and scrawled in pencil on the metal switch body were the words ‘magic’ and ‘more magic’. The switch was in the ‘more magic’ position.

I called another hacker over to look at it. He had never seen the switch before either. Closer examination revealed that the switch had only one wire running to it! The other end of the wire did disappear into the maze of wires inside the computer, but it’s a basic fact of electricity that a switch can’t do anything unless there are two wires connected to it. This switch had a wire connected on one side and no wire on its other side.

It was clear that this switch was someone’s idea of a silly joke. Convinced by our reasoning that the switch was inoperative, we flipped it. The computer instantly crashed.

Imagine our utter astonishment. We wrote it off as coincidence, but nevertheless restored the switch to the ‘more magic’ position before reviving the computer.

A year later, I told this story to yet another hacker, David Moon as I recall. He clearly doubted my sanity, or suspected me of a supernatural belief in the power of this switch, or perhaps thought I was fooling him with a bogus saga. To prove it to him, I showed him the very switch, still glued to the cabinet frame with only one wire connected to it, still in the ‘more magic’ position. We scrutinized the switch and its lone connection, and found that the other end of the wire, though connected to the computer wiring, was connected to a ground pin. That clearly made the switch doubly useless: not only was it electrically nonoperative, but it was connected to a place that couldn’t affect anything anyway. So we flipped the switch.

The computer promptly crashed.

This time we ran for Richard Greenblatt, a long-time MIT hacker, who was close at hand. He had never noticed the switch before, either. He inspected it, concluded it was useless, got some diagonal cutters and diked it out. We then revived the computer and it has run fine ever since.

We still don’t know how the switch crashed the machine. There is a theory that some circuit near the ground pin was marginal, and flipping the switch changed the electrical capacitance enough to upset the circuit as millionth-of-a-second pulses went through it. But we’ll never know for sure; all we can really say is that the switch was magic.

I still have that switch in my basement. Maybe I’m silly, but I usually keep it set on ‘more magic’.

(source)

see also: phase of the moon bug, the 500-mile email, and the story of mel

a bunch more of these sorts of stories are collected here

The tf2 coconut is a lie. It’s just an unused particle

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disteal:

3000s:

3000s:

just remembered last summer when one of our old lady neighbors realized i was on testosterone and asked me if i liked cars and when i said no she was like “oh haha you will”

hormone that makes you like cars

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I’m going to go NUTS if there’s a chemical in your head that makes you understand the difference between a Ferrari and a Lamborghini

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catsudeku:

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palavengarden:

mrv3000:

dykeroland:

dykeroland:

obsessed with the fact that today half of the internet was down and i didnt even notice because i was on tumblr, which, very ironically, was working perfectly fine

i went on fandom wiki at some point and it wasnt working and i said huh. weird? told a friend about it and they went “oh yeah like almost every major website isn’t working right now” and i was like huh. okay

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this is from tODAY?

Date: 8th (9th depending on timezones) Jun 2021

I THOUGHT MY WIFI WAS JUST MESSED UP

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fauxlivia:

im cleaning out my phone and found that i have saved this tiktok no less than Five separate times

serotinin administered

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ian-haywire:

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basically all “worm on a string” comparisons to actual animals pale in comparison to the fucking pipehorse

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like. c’mon. there’s literally no other living animal that comes even close to resembling this

We found him. Worm is off the sting, and into ocean. He is free.

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mrv3000:

cyberdumb:

cyberdumb:

obsessed with the fact that today half of the internet was down and i didnt even notice because i was on tumblr, which, very ironically, was working perfectly fine

i went on fandom wiki at some point and it wasnt working and i said huh. weird? told a friend about it and they went “oh yeah like almost every major website isn’t working right now” and i was like huh. okay

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kineticpenguin:

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It is increasingly obvious that most people have no idea how to indicate an illness is slowly killing someone without making them cough up blood. Doesn’t matter what it is or if it has anything to do with your respiratory system, if you’re dying, you’re coughing up blood.

Writers found out about tuberculosis and were like “damn this slaps” and we’ve been stuck with it ever since

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unexpected-readings-of-poetry:
“commodorecliche:
“the-gay-lady-of-ravenclaw-tower:
“notcorrectwitcher:
“ lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers:
“Sometimes people are just soooo close to getting it.
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Check out accidentally left wing on twitter it’s...

unexpected-readings-of-poetry:

commodorecliche:

the-gay-lady-of-ravenclaw-tower:

notcorrectwitcher:

lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers:

Sometimes people are just soooo close to getting it.

Check out accidentally left wing on twitter it’s gold

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same energy

also check out r/SelfAwareWolves

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This reminds me of the antivax nursing student who couldn’t find enough sources for her antivaccine paper

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