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Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.
or homelessness
two kinds of people.
you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously.
* three kinds of people.
HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?I agree, it is highly unnatural…
You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”
Dude, that would probably feel so good to sit on. I mean, normal car seats are a pain in the ass.
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Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?
Well, theres me, jack, sarah and ringo and I’m pretty sure sarah might be the beatle.
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This person who was butthurt about me calling out her BS on DA says that DA is the place for real artists and that jitterbugjive (no idea why she brought him up) is non sarcastic.
I really want her to stop embarrassing herself or at least do the “I was jsut trolling” excuse but this is too entertaining.
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relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
AH-HEM! Excuse you but it’s ‘Commander‘…
No, its COMRADE!
Colonel and lieutenant make the best ship.
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