Silver Tongue

Nov 20

weirdmagideon:

cool-papyrus-95:
Mine is: In a romantic relationship with Burgerpants.
AHAHAH
Go to Grillby’s with Asriel.

in a romantic relationship with napstabloog.
I would be okay with this. It means I could smooch a ghost.

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jestre:

So, who is going to Midwest FurFest? :3

Are you sure it’s a good idea? Remember what happened last time?

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bullied:

Someone who’s never had acne: Just wash your face for once!
Me:

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Nov 19

cowards-sorcery:

triclops:
homestuckcharactergifs:
thealienbae:
steelsamuraiofficial:
tchaikxvsky:
femme-fatigue:
curlicuecal:
yd12k:
moirails-for-life-yo:
visualvexation:
drkotobuki:
jeon-wonwon:
adoerable:
homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”
mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’
“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”
“shit. let’s be santa”
“i’m 13 u egg”
That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.
Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.
I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting
“How old are you?”
“6”
“Goddamn”
Kick it barak
TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM
My personal favorite:
time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage

I actually did not know most of these were homestuck

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danielkanhai:

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life.

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