Silver Tongue

Oct 17

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Is that tommy wiseau?

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inscarletsilence:
my favourite thing about cat yawns is they start off real cute and then get fucking menacing as shit
every time
at first i was like haha aww this kitty is so cute but why does it seem so familiar and then i realized
IT’S THE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING CAT

It’s even in the same spot and hte wire is in the same position in the background meaning these were probably recorded in the same video or on the same day.

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rosexknight:

lemonninjaa:
cynicalslut666:
this is important
I’ve never even found that guys are like ,”oh my god look at those bare shoulders” or “oh damn those legs in those short shorts” idk man like are teachers just making this shit up because guys are usually like “look at her ass” regardless of what she’s wearing
In my middle school girls not only had to have pants that went below your fingertips when you stood up (which was very annoying for a lanky person like me) but this also had to be checked in every girl every day. Girls also had to tuck in their shirts. Yeah. Idk why. But we did. Oh but if you were in 8th grade you didn’t have to. To me that one made no sense because guys didn’t. Oh! And if boys wore tank tops it was fine. Not for girls though.
Know what this changed?
Nothing.

I have never been distracted by a girl who shows skin.
I’ve been distracted by windows, doodles, thinking about how I could get away with murder, but never a girls cloths.

And I was always dresscoded for wearing a hat because that too was “a distraction to the school environment.”
It wasn’t some flashing light up hat or a soda hat, it was a plane grey hat with an NES controller on it.

The dress codes suck and I am glad I work at a place that requires me to wear my favourite hat.

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zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

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perpetualvelocity:

mollymullikin:
spoopycapaldii:
We’re up all night to get spoopy
we’re up all night to get spoopy
we’re up all night to get spoopy
we’re up all night to get spoopy
The last one FUCK ING KILLED ME
OH MY GOD THERES MORE

Entertainers are in high demand to help boost morale of the troop during the skeleton war.

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notenoughsockmonkeys:

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick
And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:
I can take photos like this:

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jestre:

gildeddaemon:
tambelon:
hazelhooves:
sketchysounds:
cyrilthewolf:
silverlightpony:
paradoxsun:
fragmentedetective:
icyhazard:
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The Dark Thief of the Night
The Treacherous Orc of the Shadows…We can be partners in crime icyhazard! XD
The Green Unicorn of the Night
Green Dragon…I can never decide on a favorite color.
At least I make a fine brew. :P
The cursed Thief of the Sea
The Treacherous thief of the North. Nice.
… The Green Fairy of the Forest…
Fear me?
The Ugly Witch of the Seas

Makes sense, I am a siren *shoo’d*
“The Red Knight of the Night” … Whelp
The Savage Vampire of the Shadows…
Kinda badass.

The Blue Dwarf of the East

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zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

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