Silver Tongue

Oct 15

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adurot:

gearholder:

aidn:

i just had a huge moment of realisation in this lecture and need to tell you all right now. in the film I Am Legend, Will Smith watches the film Shrek. this means that dreamworks animation studios exists in this universe. this would mean that the film Shark Tale, in which Will Smith voices an animated fish also exists in the I Am Legend universe and I’m not sure what this means

For starters it means Dr. What’shisname gets a lot of “dude! you look just like Will Smith!”

Nope, it doesn’t work like that.
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Well, there was that one time in suite life where Maddies school was putting on a play version of highschool musical and London got the part of Sharpie because Maddie didn’t look enough like Ashly Tisdale.

Ashly Tisdale played both sharpie in HSM and Maddie in SLoZ&C

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Oct 14

blshiit:
“ DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?
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HE IS COOKING STEAK ON A NON STICK SKILLET! STEAK SHOULD ONLY BE COOKED ON A GRILL OR A CAST IRON! WHERE IS HIS SHIRT, GREASE WILL POP AND BURN HIM! HE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED INTO ANY KITCHEN UNTIL HE TAKES SOME...

blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

HE IS COOKING STEAK ON A NON STICK SKILLET! STEAK SHOULD ONLY BE COOKED ON A GRILL OR A CAST IRON! WHERE IS HIS SHIRT, GREASE WILL POP AND BURN HIM! HE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED INTO ANY KITCHEN UNTIL HE TAKES SOME CLASSES OR DOES BASIC RESEARCH!

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Anonymous asked: I'm not saying white privilege doesn't exist on a global scale, it does. It just bothers me when Americans try to dictate other people's identifies when they know nothing about their country, or their people's struggles, or treat everyone as though they're American/responsible for American issues, while at the same time not caring at all about issues in other countries.

tyrongtyger:

stirringwinds:

that imo is “American privilege”- it’s a problem here on tumblr. Like yeah, to my American followers, I know lots of you try to learn and I wouldn’t generalise to say all Americans do this- but there’s a big problem especially amongst popular social justice blogs here.

What is very disturbing about the tumblr social justice discourse is that a lot of popular US social justice bloggers like to splatter the US categorisation of race and understanding of racism over the rest of the world. Race, and racism- are both social creations. Therefore, it only makes sense that they can vary from society to society. Here are some issues:

1. Things like insisting that white people cannot face racism in the world. I’m sorry, but I can tell you that’s BULLSHIT in Europe, at least. How people are othered operates differently sometimes. It’s pretty obvious I have Chinese ancestry, for example, but I speak fluent English. That often makes me seem more assimilated and less of an “Other” in the UK, than the immigrant worker from Poland whose accent is plainly obvious. Do Chinese people face racism in the UK? I’m sure they do sometimes.

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Bosnian Muslims in concentration camps in the 1990s 

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An extremely privileged, white Russian serf girl listening as two landowners bargain over how much they want to pay for her.

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Haha, ok. So this person (it’s a US blogger) has proclaimed Ashkenazim are not white. Alright, how about some…experts? Like real Ashkenazi Jewish people?

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2. “POC” cannot be racist. Sure. I’m laughing. I guess it wasn’t racism AT ALL when officers in the Imperial Japanese Army said they saw Chinese people as “subhuman”. When one of my family’s most awful experience of imperialism was under the Empire of Japan during World War 2. Where Chinese people were buried alive and experimented on. Young men executed en masse. Women forced to become “comfort women” (aka forced prostitution) to service the Imperial Japanese Army. So, my teenage grandmother bound her chest, cut her hair and rubbed her face with ash- and spent the entire time disguised as a boy in order that she wouldn’t be raped. All war crimes the Japanese government doesn’t want to apologise for even till today.

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How about the fact that the people of a group who were victimised at one point can also have racist and discriminatory policies themselves?

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And hurt their OWN people too?

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Purges during the Chinese “Cultural Revolution”.

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Wanna bet that anon earlier doesn’t know who this guy is? He’s Mehmet Talaat Pasha btw, Grand Vizier of the Ottoman Empire and chief architect of the Armenian genocide.

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3. If you’re an American person of colour, I’m going ask you, as a non-American and fellow non-white person, to think twice about trying to claim solidarity with all non-white people around the world and blaming all problems like modern capitalism and exploitation on “White supremacy”. Because that is not true, because that is a shameful abdication of recognising our moral culpability in other forms of oppression.

Are these people

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as underprivileged or institutionally oppressed as these?

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Are these two’s experiences, privilege and power

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EXACTLY the same as these rural Kenyan kids- who are happy that they now have access to clean running water?

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(Yes, Kenya and the African continent as a whole have made great strides. But it is a fact that these children face more challenges and have fewer opportunities and are much less privileged than most Americans.)

NO.

Just because we have been wronged by others in the past doesn’t mean we may not be hurting others now, and that we don’t have a responsibility to stop it. 

It is one thing to talk about your own experiences and raise awareness about the injustices you face. That is great and should be supported. But it is another to step on other victims so your narrative of oppression is the loudest and drowns them all out. Oppression is not a contest, and we can talk about our experiences in SOLIDARITY with one another, recognising that throughout human history, racism and oppression has worn MANY faces around the world- not just white ones.

Long post of truth again, and once again, welcome in advance when you can read it.

SON OF A DICK!

I was looking at Zant today and noticed something!

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Do you see that!?

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Zant has a mother fucking bowl cut!

Not just any bowl cut, but Mandarks bowl cut!

LOOK!

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Can someoen please draw Zant without the tight hood and show his bowl cut in all its glory?

hoofprint-is-spooky:
“did-you-kno:
“ The name of this monster is not Frankenstein. Frankenstein is the name of the doctor who made him. In Mary Shelley’s original story he was never given a name. Source
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Nah, I’m pretty sure the Monster has a name....

hoofprint-is-spooky:

did-you-kno:

The name of this monster is not Frankenstein. Frankenstein is the name of the doctor who made him. In Mary Shelley’s original story he was never given a name. Source

Nah, I’m pretty sure the Monster has a name. It’s Benedict Cumberbatch. 

Actually, the REAL monster in the story IS Dr. Frankenstein.

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katzmatt:

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

In skyrim you can eat 100 cheese wheels in under a minute 

In GTA, I can kill people I don’t like and get away with it.

(Source: sharksdancing, via goldenblackhawk)

potatokraken:
“ lychgate:
“ xxthesmittenkittenxx:
“ little-missandry:
“ catastrofe:
“ waterbending at its finest
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Dear white people,
Please stop cosplaying as PoC characters.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Everyone.
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Dear little-missandry,
Anyone can...

potatokraken:

lychgate:

xxthesmittenkittenxx:

little-missandry:

catastrofe:

waterbending at its finest

Dear white people,

Please stop cosplaying as PoC characters.

Thank you.

Sincerely,
Everyone.

Dear little-missandry,

Anyone can cosplay as anyone/anything they want. Also, that’s the actual voice actress for Korra. She literally IS the avatar.

Thank you

Sincerely,

XxTheSmittenKittenxX

SLAMMED

Its also funny because if someone with darker skin cosplayed a white character they’d talk about how brave and awesome the person is.

ANYONE SHOULD COSPLAY ANYTHING THEY WANT

Anyone of any body shape, gender or colour can cosplay as anyone of any body shape, gender or colour.

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dennys:
“The horrifying Pantom of the Opera, revealed! GASP.
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I thought it was a bacon sith at until a read the caption.
Dennys! I demand bacon sith and bacon jedi!

dennys:

The horrifying Pantom of the Opera, revealed! GASP.

I thought it was a bacon sith at until a read the caption.

Dennys! I demand bacon sith and bacon jedi!

(Source: dennys, via dennys)