Silver Tongue

Oct 14

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gamerscootaloo:

I have seem too much of woolie.

How many pies did you lose?

theclockworkpony:
“that-coolblue:
“ overlordzeon:
“ vilcurio:
“ icyshadow:
“ thetruearkher:
“ ylwkirby:
“ But I love Villager as a friend, this cannot be
”
Kirby, if you quickly play as wii fit trainer I’ll switch you. Because I have Link.
”
So the...

theclockworkpony:

that-coolblue:

overlordzeon:

vilcurio:

icyshadow:

thetruearkher:

ylwkirby:

But I love Villager as a friend, this cannot be

Kirby, if you quickly play as wii fit trainer I’ll switch you. Because I have Link.

So the Chosen Undead / Bearer of the Curse is my wife?

But I last played as Kuniko, so I should be just fine this time.

LoL Leona

I’m okay with this

I played as Peach and now, she’s my lover?

Neat~ ‘w’

Yu Narukami.

Eh, what the hell. I’ll roll with it.

You are so brave, Jebediah Kerman!

I guess I’m shieks secret lover.

(Source: kavonnovak, via theclockworkpony-deactivated202)

Anonymous asked: is it wrong to be guy, who is friends with a girl, and only that. Because apparently, it is, you can't be friends with a girl without others guys pretty much telling you that they are only sextoys, and nothing else. All those guys think about is sex.

jestre:

You can be friends with any gender.

A can count the number of my (IRL) male friends on one hand. I need three to count my female friends.

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tattooed-disappointment:
“ angry-slowpoke:
“ tattooed-disappointment:
“ angry-slowpoke:
“ Guess what I got at the thrift store
”
is it a number 2? use that shit on every scantron
every time someones like
“please take out your number 2 pencil”
take it...

tattooed-disappointment:

angry-slowpoke:

tattooed-disappointment:

angry-slowpoke:

Guess what I got at the thrift store

is it a number 2? use that shit on every scantron
every time someones like
“please take out your number 2 pencil”
take it out and scream

“ME HOY MENOY”

This post has over 1,400 notes because of you

I am so sorry

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babyhongbin:
“ babyhongbin:
“ you may look like a bride but you will never bring your family honor
”
one day when i try to get a boyfriend this will come back to bite me
”
Sneak into the army and this won’t.

babyhongbin:

babyhongbin:

you may look like a bride but you will never bring your family honor

one day when i try to get a boyfriend this will come back to bite me

Sneak into the army and this won’t.

(Source: cantaloupemilk, via antstafermodblog)

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shuttersmiley:
“ beethreefour:
“ frankensteinfanclub:
“ thackarybynx:
“ euthanizeallwhitepeople:
“ majiinboo:
“ frankensteinfanclub:
“ im losing my mind
”
My white friend’s mom made this exact meal when I spent the night in 10th grade. It felt like...

shuttersmiley:

beethreefour:

frankensteinfanclub:

thackarybynx:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

majiinboo:

frankensteinfanclub:

im losing my mind

My white friend’s mom made this exact meal when I spent the night in 10th grade. It felt like chewing on dust

oh

my

god

do poc not eat chicken and vegetables ?

Lmfao look at this comment

I’m so confused because this is a genuine meal in England? is this some inside usa joke i dont get or something

The joke is that ya’ll had the nerve to invade 90% of the earth for spices and then not use a single one.

That chicken is uncooked AND the potatoes are missing butter and skin. Now, chicken and potatoes ARE good but when cooked properly.

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