Silver Tongue

Nov 17

wine that turns people into changelings?

[video]

scraps-is-busy:

The best thing about cheese puns…

They’re hit or SWISS, but always GOUDA!

I’m fetta up with these puns.

theneo-senpai:

theneo-senpai:

2 words… Chubby demons

Werewolf Chubby Demon

(via wuffleton)

rhythmrally:

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

thexostranger:

“I’m personally not a fan”
        ✓ OKAY
“I don’t understand how you could possibly enjoy something as lame as that”
        ✗ NOT OKAY

(via bloodsbane)

the-sinful-assbutt:

skankydepphead:

historiajpg:

so i was looking up news about Pirates 5 and

Johnny Depp is the only cast member listed

johnny depp is every role

just johnny depp

for everyone

just

johnny

only 

johnny 

e t e r n a l  j o h n n y

I’d still watch it tbh

It would probably be better than the 4th one

(via saccharinecyanide)

floating-head:

This is the dumbest thing to nitpick but the phrase “real UFO” bothers me any UFO is a real UFO as long as it’s unidentified and flying because that’s what those words mean weather or not it’s an alien is a different matter it could be a pancake someone threw real hard as long as you don’t know that’s what it is it’s a UFO

(via deep-sea-prince)

• Vault Dweller: I have to find a water chip and save my vault
• Chosen One: I need to find a GECK to help my people
• Lone Wanderer: I need to find my dad
• Sole Survivor: I Need to find my son
• Courier: *yelling loudly from the top of Dinky the Dinosaur* WHO'S THE FUCKER WHO SHOT ME IN THE HEAD?

silver-tongues-blog asked: 1

hollllow:

I’m asexual and sex repulsed so masturbation of course.

My specific grouping is autochorissexual which means I dig porno and fantasizing about sex but the actual action of it will literally make me puke lmfao. I get queasy actually thinking about that. When I think about having sex I’m disconnected from it, like a 3rd party, it’s like I’m watching it happen instead of actually being in my body y’know?

The most I’d do with someone is let them eat me out but it’s not like I’d want to return the favor at all. Genitals are grodey.

Plus, I mean, who better knows me than ME? :p

I didn’t know you were autochorisexual too