WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! HOW THE HELL AM I ALMOST HALF A YEAR OLDER THAN KEVIN!? HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK AM I OLDER THAN KEVIN!? WHY IS KEVIN SO HOT AND I’M JUST SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE!?
NO BUT REAL TALK OK I WENT TO SCHOOL IN GEORGIA AND I EVEN HAD TEACHERS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULDN’T CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN BECAUSE IT WAS THE DEVIL’S BIRTHDAY AND I GOT SUSPENDED FOR 4 DAYS BECAUSE I WROTE AN ESSAY ENTITLED “You’re All Dumb, The Devil Wasn’t Even Born: The Story of All Hallow’s Eve” AND I TALKED ABOUT THE HISTORY OF HALLOWEEN, HOW IT WAS A PAGAN CELEBRATION TO VENERATE AND APPEASE THE DEAD AND HOW THE DEVIL WAS TECHNICALLY AN ANGEL THAT WAS CAST FROM HEAVEN AND BECAUSE ANGELS WERE CREATED BY GOD THEY WEREN’T BORN THEREFORE THE DEVIL COULDN’T HAVE A BIRTHDAY. MY PRINCIPAL WAS SO CONCERNED FOR ME BECAUSE I WAS IN 3RD GRADE AND HE GOT MAD AT MY MOM FOR RAISING SUCH A “DISRESECTFUL, HEDOONISTIC CHILD”. SHE BOUGHT ME ICECREAM AND LET ME WATCH CARTOONS WHILE I WAS OUT OF SCHOOL.
Except it’s not.
It’s the day before All Saint’s Day, hence the eve.
Where Catholics would go door to door offering “spirit cake” which were sweet pastries that represented the departed and in exchange they ask for donations.
Halloween is a Catholic holiday.
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Just letting people know that dex did not see steve, but a simple sticky piston.
I have a question about those “there is this ghost that killed some kids and will kill you if you don’t reblog in 5 seconds!” posts. How does the ghost know if you reblogged it or not? Wouldn’t almost every single person in the world die after the limit because if they don’t see, they can’t reblog? Why does the ghost even care? THESE ARE THE THINGS THAT KEEP ME UP AT NIGHT!
a sad and lonely Mike Wazowski for your dashboard
I wonder what happens when you drag himlove how this is gonna look on my blog
IF YOURE ON MOBILE CLICK IT!!!
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Why do strippers get shamed? They make a shit tone of money, they don’t DO anything with the people who watch them AND they can support their entire bodies HORIZONTALLY! Have you ever held a bucket of water straight out? It is tough. And they can pretty much do that with their entire body. I would not wanna make a woman who can do that mad.
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god i fucking hate all the posts that are like “pansexuals and asexuals make the best friends because pans flirt with everyone and aces help keep them in check” like wow those are such disgusting stereotypes please get them away from me. not all pansexuals are all incredibly flirty people who dont know how to keep it in their pants, and not all asexuals are frigid prudes who are devoid of pick-up lines.
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HURR DURR DURR IMA DOG
I DON’ USUALLY REBLOG SHIT LIKE THIS BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD IT ECHOED
WHY IS IT MISSING ITS TAIL!?
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