Silver Tongue

Nov 17

animefrank:
so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction
however when my pizza arrived i got this
no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david
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(via zeroyalviking)

Open RP

buffshaggy:

quiettimeeverytime:
buffshaggy:
quiettimeeverytime:
buffshaggy:
*~~Buff~~ Shaggy stared down at his wimpy, lean body and screamed*
“LIKE, WHO STOLE MY MUSCLES??”
NO MAN IS WORTHY ENOUGH TO RIVAL THE MUSCLES OF JOHN CENA.
I HAVE ABSORBED YOUR PUNY PECS AND AWFUL ABS INTO MY BEING, FOR THE GOOD OF THE LAND.
LEARN FROM THIS, SHAGSTERINO. NONE MAY CHALLENGE ME.
*Shaggy paused in pure shock for like, 4 days straight*
“J-JOHN CENA….”
“I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS!!! I WILL TAKE MY LUSCIOUS, BURLY MUSCLES BACK!!!!!”
*Shaggy DIVES at John Cena with all his might*
Originally posted by prussexual
NOOOOOO!
I WAS WRONG!
THE POWER WAS INSIDE HIM ALL ALOOOOOOOOONG!
*John Cena bursts into a million tiny WWE Title Belts*
*Shaggy felt intense power surge through every part of his scrawny, weak body*
“L-LIKE, WHAT’S HAPPENING??”
*Millions of sparkles envelop Shaggy*
“THIS POWER”
“IT FEELS SO….”
“MUSCULARRRRRRRR”
*Buff Shaggy, now his regular super unnaturally muscular self, stared at the limp pile of WWE Title Belts*
“JOHN CENA… YOU WERE A WORTHY OPPONENT, BUT YOU WERE FOOLISH TO TRY AND STOP ME…”

(via toodaioo)

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humorcat:

darrynek:
the nominees are
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
adele
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

Nov 16

Anonymous asked: Small spaceman who enslaved a race of even smaller aliens.

olimar!

silver-tongues-blog asked: wears a striped shirt

taffybuns:

frisk or chara idk this is sO VAGUE

Neither. Monster kid.

silver-tongues-blog asked: a bored addict looking for another rush.

taffybuns:

im completely lost i have no idea who this is. probably chara

flowey. He is addicted to feeling empathy and grew bored with the world upon realizing that you can only do everything so many times.

Anonymous asked: A guy who fights everyone and had a bad time

chrono?