Silver Tongue

Oct 03

kelpiesnshit:
“Take this as a fuckin’ PSA or some shit. I’ve got something to talk to you guys about.
As you know, I’m open for commissions in order to save up money to spend when Dan visits, and to make a cushion for me to start supporting myself...

kelpiesnshit:

Take this as a fuckin’ PSA or some shit. I’ve got something to talk to you guys about.

As you know, I’m open for commissions in order to save up money to spend when Dan visits, and to make a cushion for me to start supporting myself with.

Now, idk if you people (not all of you, just a certain group of you) think sending me fake commissions is a good way to boost my confidence or funny or some shit, but it’s fucking not.

And all you people who say “oh, I’ll get back to you tomorrow” and never get back to me, yeah, I’m counting you as fake.

I’ve had over 9 people flip floping around me doing the “back to you tomorrow” dance since I opened my commissions, and I’m sick of it.

I’m not making money off your inability to choose what you fucking want.

I wouldn’t care if you actually got back to me, but most of you now just fucking aren’t and I’m loosing my time and missing out on money I could be making because of it.

That being said, if you contact me about a commission you have to order THE DAY you contact me, or REALLY get back to me the next day or I’ll fucking kick your slot out and you’ll have to re-contact me to get it back.

Do the flip flop too many times?
No commission for you.

I’m not going to be your baby sitter and keep messaging you about it either, I’m not going to treat you like spoon-fed babies. I’ll send one message and after that if you don’t at least keep me updated I’ll be done with you.

Need a few days to thing? That’s FINE, just keep me updated, message me about your ideas, don’t just fucking dissapear.

Need time to get your money together? Righty’o! But don’t just never get it together. Tell me when you do, or if you wont be able to. Give me a general time frame, something.

So, my rants over.

Please, if you are actually interested in a commission from me, contact me.

Have a good day.

It’s even worse than leaving behind those shitty fake $10 bills that say crap like “if you believe in god, money will come your way”

(Source: hollllow)

ask-sunlitwhooves:

Put a playlist on the blog.

#1: A Dying World by Evening star. This was the song that inspired the blog in the first place.

#2: Kingdoms, again by Evening star. This one is just one of my favorites and it fits the blog, at least once I get the story moving along more…

#3: This is a song from the animation ‘Skydance.’

What about Evening Star by Dragonforce?

(Source: ask-sunsetwhooves)

brainstatic:
“ nudityandnerdery:
“ Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a...

brainstatic:

nudityandnerdery:

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

Best literary analysis ever.

(Source: camf825, via )

spookymodblog:

OCTOBER IS NOT A HOLIDAY

THE 31ST OF OCTOBER IS A HOLIDAY

AND IT’S NOT EVEN AN INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY

YOU ETHNOCENTRIC ASSHATS

EVERY DAY IS A HOLIDAY IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN PANTS!

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Don’t forget this one too

Don’t forget this one too

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(Source: extradan)

For those avatar fans out there 

spookymodblog:

dudududududududu scatman

Everybody talking something very sharp just to keep on blocking what their feeling inside.
But listen to me, brother, you just keep on walking ‘cause you and me and sister ain’t got nothing to hide.

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itsthegreatpumpkincommanderabutt:
“the-rattical-rodent:
“ itsthegreatpumpkincommanderabutt:
“ paperwren:
“ konguloarkonan:
“ terrasigillata:
“ isitscary:
“ zealkin:
“ ethiopienne:
“ wait why do they look like twins tho
”
white peopleeeeee
”
Kind of...

itsthegreatpumpkincommanderabutt:

the-rattical-rodent:

itsthegreatpumpkincommanderabutt:

paperwren:

konguloarkonan:

terrasigillata:

isitscary:

zealkin:

ethiopienne:

wait why do they look like twins tho

white peopleeeeee

Kind of on the fence with this one. I read the article and it appears that they actually do care about the child, but are scared for her because their families and the town they live in are racist as fuck. They also both acknowledged that they may not really have the cultural competency needed to raise the baby, as they really didn’t have much contact with Black people until much later on in their lives.

So, it’s not so much that they are like EW MY BABY IS BLACK AND I WANT TO SUE THE FUCK OUT OF THIS SPERM BANK, it’s more so I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR A WHITE DONOR, AND WHILE I DO LOVE MY CHILD AND BONDED WITH HER IMMEDIATELY, THE SPERM BANK STILL WAS NEGLIGENT, AND NOW I AM SCARED BECAUSE I CURRENTLY DO NOT HAVE THE SOCIAL AND CULTURAL MEANS TO PROPERLY CARE FOR MY CHILD

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-sperm-donor-lawsuit-met-20140930-story.html

“Though compelled to repress her individuality amongst family members, Payton’s differences are irrepressible, and Jennifer does not want Payton to feel stigmatized or unrecognized due simply to the circumstances of her birth,” the lawsuit states. “Jennifer’s stress and anxiety intensify when she envisions Payton entering an all-white school.”

Cramblett’s therapists have advised her that for her and her child’s psychological well-being, she must relocate to a racially diverse community with good schools, according to the suit.”

How are people reading racism from the mothers into this exactly? 

because tumblr falls for clickbait

I read the buzzfeed article on this and it was just awful

I saw a news story where they also said that she wanted a child that would look similar to her wife (girlfriend?)

I still don’t think that would be a good reason to sue people for

You’re telling me that someone shouldn’t have to answer for screwing up a medical procedure?

I mean like, they screwed up so bad the kid came out a different race. 

I think the reason people are getting mad at this is because they only read the title.
Tumblr has a history of drawing conclusions from only the title.

Anywho, they have every right to sue the sperm bank. The sperm bank fucked up really bad.
I mean, imagine if you went to a plastic surgeon to get a nose job but he did lips instead. It’s like that but way worse because not only did they screw up the parents, but the child too.

(Source: ethiopienne, via deep-sea-prince)

the-werefox:
“merscaredie:
“ merscaredie:
“ merscaredie:
“ still no response; unsure if she’s in tune with my specific needs
”
nevermind she gets me
”
SHE LITERALLY JUST BROUGHT 100 SKELEMANS HOME
”
what exactly is going on in that picture in the...

the-werefox:

merscaredie:

merscaredie:

merscaredie:

still no response; unsure if she’s in tune with my specific needs

nevermind she gets me

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SHE LITERALLY JUST BROUGHT 100 SKELEMANS HOME

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what exactly is going on in that picture in the background

Super pornio brothers. It was a mario porno that got one sequel before nintendo bought the studio making them to prevent them from making another sequel.

Also, yes, it does mean that nintendo owns the rights to the two mario pornos.

(Source: merbearedie, via deep-sea-prince)