Silver Tongue

Nov 14

father-peaches:

In this world, it’s either kinkshame or get kinkshamed.

Kinkshaming is my kink

(via taffybuns)

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sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

You are also spineless so you’re closer than you thought

(via thatsthat24)

1926. If Harry Potter Was An Anime.

phan-phanwho:

beccaroo1996:

oarsis:

fahrlight:

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I’ll always reblog it when I see it because this is the COOLEST THING I EVER SAW!

OH. MY GAHWDA

Reblog for the (inevitable) reboot to be an anime

This is awesome

(Source: reddit.com, via thatsthat24)

kelpiesnshit:

Comparing strapons to actual penises in an attempt to “turn” a lesbian is like telling someone who has a teddy bear they’d really like a pet bear like it’s basically the same thing.

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flirting with a man at a bar

rosexknight:

traveler-errant:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me: hey lemme see ur phone I’ll put my number in

unsuspecting fool: hahah sure *hands me his phone*

me: *transfers his entire Pokemon Go team to myself*

fool: what the fuck?

me: *rips my jacket open to reveal a sensible tee with a large bedazzled letter R* TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVISTA–

@rosexknight

This is literally gonna be. Also, this is 100% how my Rocket Grunt operates.

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