Can someone please explain the sprite to me?
Hhhhhhhngngngng
Sprite and other bubbly sodas helps when you feel pukey
ppl in the notes are like…arguing what race / ethnicity this trend comes from
newsflash: this is a poor people thing and knows no race
(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)
I have this theory that Linkle is Tingle’s Daughter or Sister. They both try to be someone they aren’t. They both wear clock/compass Necklaces they both have “le” name extensions AND THEY BOTH HAVE SHORT RED PANTS!!! *drops mic* #thelegendofzelda #hyrulewarriors #nintendodirect #nintendo #legendofzelda #zelda #link #zethofhyrule #theory
I like this theory way more than the stupid theory that link is trans.
Eh, I’ll buy it
Tingle is old enough to be someone’s dad at least (Although this would technically mean someone likely had sex with Tingle)
You do realize that at the time of majoras mask, tingle was 35?
Yeah, but in that game, Link was still a kid and Linkle looks to be the same age as the Link she’s sharing the game with.
Although now that I think about it, how old is Tingle in Hyrule Warriors?
Well hyrule warriors is heavy on the time travel in the child timeline which is why all the characters are there in the first place. So while linkle might be a descendant of tingle that still means tingle has sex at some point.
Well at the end Freshly-Picked Tingle’s Rosy Rupeeland, he did get stinking rich, so maybe she belonged to a gold digger
though it would kinda raise the question: what gold digger would be desperate enough to willingly have sex with Tingle
pinkle. That’s who.
(via picketsmodblog-deactivated20181)
I have this theory that Linkle is Tingle’s Daughter or Sister. They both try to be someone they aren’t. They both wear clock/compass Necklaces they both have “le” name extensions AND THEY BOTH HAVE SHORT RED PANTS!!! *drops mic* #thelegendofzelda #hyrulewarriors #nintendodirect #nintendo #legendofzelda #zelda #link #zethofhyrule #theory
I like this theory way more than the stupid theory that link is trans.
Eh, I’ll buy it
Tingle is old enough to be someone’s dad at least (Although this would technically mean someone likely had sex with Tingle)
You do realize that at the time of majoras mask, tingle was 35?
Yeah, but in that game, Link was still a kid and Linkle looks to be the same age as the Link she’s sharing the game with.
Although now that I think about it, how old is Tingle in Hyrule Warriors?
Well hyrule warriors is heavy on the time travel in the child timeline which is why all the characters are there in the first place. So while linkle might be a descendant of tingle that still means tingle has sex at some point.
(via picketsmodblog-deactivated20181)
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If your solution to an animal that needs training is to hit it then you need to not ever be in charge of training any living thing.
What if every time you made a mistake you got punched in the face.
Or choked, or jabbed in the neck by spikes, or given an electric shock…
(via deep-sea-prince)
ive realized that telling people to replace “muslim” with “jew” and having them realize how much they sound like Hitler can help strike a chord
But Jews don’t kill people just for not believing what they do.
Neither do Muslims but thanks for your ignorant and racist input that I didn’t ask for.
(via wuffleton)
Reminder that it’s ok if you don’t know exactly what kind of attraction you’re feeling. I’ve noticed within the ace and aro communities we like to split attraction up into neat categories of aesthetic/sexual/romantic/sensual/queerplatonic/etc. But feelings are WEIRD and nebulous and fluid and sometimes impossible to define clearly. And that’s ok.
Reblogging myself because it’s still relevant.
(via deep-sea-prince)
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I have this theory that Linkle is Tingle’s Daughter or Sister. They both try to be someone they aren’t. They both wear clock/compass Necklaces they both have “le” name extensions AND THEY BOTH HAVE SHORT RED PANTS!!! *drops mic* #thelegendofzelda #hyrulewarriors #nintendodirect #nintendo #legendofzelda #zelda #link #zethofhyrule #theory
I like this theory way more than the stupid theory that link is trans.
Eh, I’ll buy it
Tingle is old enough to be someone’s dad at least (Although this would technically mean someone likely had sex with Tingle)
You do realize that at the time of majoras mask, tingle was 35?
(via picketsmodblog-deactivated20181)
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