Silver Tongue

Nov 13

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neawx:

Finally, an article that caters to me.

Judging by this post, I’m gonna say dogmeat is the best dog

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His clones lacked his legendary skills.

Phaser set to kill, goodbye Redshirt.

It was all for not, God.

The aliens proved to be unfriendly.

We should have locked that lab.

Asked about love, God blue screened.

He was on earth after all.

Had a bellyache, not a bellyache.

He was free. Or was he?

Baby Hitler always shoots first, Ben.

It wasn’t worth it; never is.

Those aren’t its eyes.

Accidental duplication reduced by 10%, sir

Back in my day, humans resisted.

The cyborg was a bad dancer.

Imagine life after the cryptid revelation.

He said he would be back.

We wept when we remembered Earth.

What does this red button do?

They heard movement inside the structure.

First contact was also the last.

They were bringing us a cure…

What is in the airlock, open?

The town vanished in one night.

The aliens had a bigger ship

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Anonymous asked: How good at art is Melon?

coloring books | glue and elbow macaroni | stick figures | badly proportioned “”anime style”” | deviantart and obvious recolors | everyone’s nice about it but only to be polite | just draws eyes everywhere | lumpy clay figurines | vaguely realistic but same pose every time | basic photoshop skills | can make the thing look like it’s meant to | knows their way around the necessary equipment | better than their peers | gets compliments from skilled people | annoyingly good at everything | probably sold their soul

She’s not very good.

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*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

“47 month old”

this is my four year old rayman origins

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

Yall left out the best ones omg Kamree and Nykee

im crying

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welovekatamari2005:

what if zelda was a girl

typical fake gamer girl. probably an sjw too.

if you actually played the games, you’d KNOW zelda was the horse

Really? I thought zelda was, like, this magical sword or something

she’s the pirate, you dumbasses

the real zelda was the friends we made along the way

Maybe the real Zelda was in our hearts all along

Imagine if Samus was a girl in a suit instead of a robot guy

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