Silver Tongue

Nov 12

thankyoucorndog:
hot tip for 2015: don’t comment or speculate on how much someone eats
MY LIFE

Do not message me on tumblr instant messanger. Just dont.

datdestinyd:
My mother is a die-hard conservative Republican. When I told her I had registered to vote, she rolled her eyes at me. When I asked why, she told me that “the worst thing for America is young, stupid liberals voting.” Liberals in the U.S. outnumber conservatives. The only reason Republicans win is because more of them vote. If you want us to win this upcoming election, get to the polls and vote, especially if you’re voting for Bernie Sanders in the primaries. Hillary has a lot more money and name recognition than Bernie does, so the primaries will be very important. Even if Bernie doesn’t win the primaries, Hillary being president will be a lot better than Donald Trump or Jeb Bush running this country further into the ground. Abstaining from voting in the general election because you don’t like Hillary will give the Republicans a victory on a silver platter and that is the worst thing that could happen right now.
Liberals in the U.S. outnumber conservatives. The only reason Republicans win is because more of them vote.
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mareliini:

how the battle really ends

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legend-of-sora:

uwu-chan:
inuzuk:
im crying at this little old lady who posts nothing but skyrim videos and starts it off with “hi grandkids”
the only gaming channel i want to see
This woman is a gift.

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deoxyrebornicleic:

a-daydreaming-fool-for-you:
deoxyrebornicleic:
rebornica:
rebornica:
laughyourheartup:
rebornica:
rebornica:
…….
-GIRLY SCREAMS-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NGGGHHHHGNHGNHGN
MHPHMPHMFPHFGPGMHMPGHMGPHM
-Gulp-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
people are stILL REBLOGGIG ARHGJFRHJD
This
this is 7 months old how did you find this
THIS IS 2 YEARS OL D HELP M E
S T O P OMFG ITS ALMOST 3 yEARS OLD
we will never let this die
LET THIS DIE

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teamtano:

realtimenews77:
Heat: You’re Going To Have A “Imperial Deportation Force,” They’ll Be Humane
Avemut Heat, when pressed for specifics on his planetary movement plan, says “we’re going to have an Imperial Deportation Force.”
“And I always say the shield, we’re going to build the shield. It’s going to be a real deal. It’s going to be a real shield.”

Keep reading
Ugh! Disgusting.

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golbez:

* (You feel…something.)
so @inklite and I were discussing character swaps…~~I don’t even want to think about what Omega Temmie looks like.~~

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Anonymous asked: barry did not get the true ending on his first run, ya dumb

except he did.

At any point did barry have to start the run over again?

Nov 11

If you’re chasing someone with a saltshaker, does that mean you’re charging them with a salt?

jitterbugjive:

fantherkingchris:
slagartehfox:
aspect-rei:
jestre:
silver-tongues-blog:
bestest-birb:
Get out
not liking puns is an invite to be peppered with the shittiest ones.
Well, someone’s gonna get salty.
maybe they should determine the sauce of their troubles
and do it fast so their bitterness doesn’t ketchup with them.
I think I MUSTARD up the courage to reblog this just for the puns

C'mon jitters, don’t be so mild. Spice things up a bit.

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