Silver Tongue

Nov 11

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nsuprem:
“ zarla-s:
“ i love that papyrus is in the middle of a battle with the first human he’s ever seen and he can’t stop thinking about some terrible skeleton pun his brother told him
”
What the fuck are you doing in LV 7 you dirty sinner
”
How...

nsuprem:

zarla-s:

i love that papyrus is in the middle of a battle with the first human he’s ever seen and he can’t stop thinking about some terrible skeleton pun his brother told him

What the fuck are you doing in LV 7 you dirty sinner

How many. How many people had to die for this?

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Instructions on how to use the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

sfiddy:

sanguisferro:

sfiddy:

tardisman14:

  1. And the Lord spake, saying, First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
  2. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
  3. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three.
  4. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
  5. Five is right out.
  6. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuf it.

I’ve been waiting for this my whole life.

I decided to memorize this for paintball for whenever I use a paint grenade.

My team was rather impressed last time.

AS THEY SHOULD BE.

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himetrolls:

“If your character is asexual/aromantic what the hell do you rp about??”

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rocketpunchriot:
“ The things you can do with a college education!
The Something Awful Undertale LP forced my hand once talk of actually describing the Temy ARMOR came up. Bonuses include:
“Bring Undyne’s ridiculously huge sword, too,”
“or maybe one...

rocketpunchriot:

The things you can do with a college education!

The Something Awful Undertale LP forced my hand once talk of actually describing the Temy ARMOR came up. Bonuses include:

“Bring Undyne’s ridiculously huge sword, too,”

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“or maybe one of Mettaton’s legs as a bludgeon.”

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“You forgot to bring the Butterscotch Cinnamon pie. Gotta eat it and shove it in Asgore’s face.”

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shinydiscopaul:

my prediction for most common use of the new messaging system: “hey get your ass on Skype”

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only1600kids:
“ poor cena
”

only1600kids:

poor cena

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