Silver Tongue

Sep 19

zodiacmind:
“Fun facts about your sign here
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What do you mean think? I know.

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

What do you mean think? I know.

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ask-factory-scootaloo asked: You don't realize how paranoid the American community is about beer. Basically, if a little kid comes within ten miles of your restaurant, and you serve beer, you'll be sued.

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What the fuck

Are kids not allowed in cafes either?

cafes don’t have beer either. they have coffee and juices.

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ink-and-roses:

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny

Imagine if susies life was narrated by morgan freeman at the same time.

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omarnorthtower:

andronian:

jimcrakindandy:

boynerdramblings:

shitweed:

dingoinnuendo:

do you ever just stop and realize how much pokemon has grown

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like wow it just really amazes me

well i mean 

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pokemon isnt the best example

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goddammit megaman

Blame capcom

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Sep 18

kittenmod:

ciphermemes:

things to say during sex

oH NO

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More like “it had it cumming” am I right?

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