Fun facts about your sign here
What do you mean think? I know.
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ask-factory-scootaloo asked: You don't realize how paranoid the American community is about beer. Basically, if a little kid comes within ten miles of your restaurant, and you serve beer, you'll be sued.
What the fuck
Are kids not allowed in cafes either?
cafes don’t have beer either. they have coffee and juices.
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I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
This is never not funny
Imagine if susies life was narrated by morgan freeman at the same time.
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do you ever just stop and realize how much pokemon has grown
like wow it just really amazes me
well i mean
pokemon isnt the best example
goddammit megaman
Blame capcom
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things to say during sex
- hey wanna hear my impression of you in about three seconds??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- well well well, someones looking desperate!
- man its been so long since ive inhabited a body!
- [slaps self] WOO [slaps self again] WOO! haha
- pain is hilarious!
- boy these arms are durable
oH NO
More like “it had it cumming” am I right?
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