why do i share my house with and care for no less than 3 animals
i hate animals
Because at least a third of them broke into your house and claimed it as their own and refused to leave. This earned respect from you and you see them as equals.
OH FUCK
OH SHIT
I DID THE ELBOW THING
I DID THE THING WHERE YOU HIT YOUR ELBOW IN THAT ONE PLACE AND IT HURTS LIKE HITLER’S DENTIST
FUCKING SHIT
You hit your funny bone.
THERE’S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THIS
I don’t know, I find it pretty funny.
OH FUCK
OH SHIT
I DID THE ELBOW THING
I DID THE THING WHERE YOU HIT YOUR ELBOW IN THAT ONE PLACE AND IT HURTS LIKE HITLER’S DENTIST
FUCKING SHIT
You hit your funny bone.
ORAS is literally going to be the greatest game in existence because look at this. team magma is so nice and organized and serious right
and then there’s TEAM AQUA
i love pokemon. i love pokemon so much iw ill marry gamefrea K
team aqua is like the moonmoon of evil organizations.
Have you tried not being naked?
I am sick, tired and washing all my cloths. I feel like I deserve to be naked for a day.
Why is it so cold? This is Texas. I should be naked and sweating not naked and curled in a blanket.
fnv:
You just stay here while Daddy runs to his office. http://ift.tt/WL4H2L
This hit me like a nuke.
(via saccharinecyanide)
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According to random ttt lobbies, I sound like Seananners. They never trusted me because of it.
TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY
im glad english is my first language because if i had to learn it as a second language id jump off a bridge
Rough, Through, and Though don’t rhyme but Pony and Bologna do.
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