Silver Tongue

Sep 10

lizzymodblog:

I’ve never seen a cheerleader in real life before. Maybe we just don’t have them here. I don’t really get it: what’s the point of them? To look pretty so the audience has something to look at when the match inevitably gets boring?

It’s away to make flat chested skinny girls make up for it in flexibility.

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gentlekieren:

I genuinely don’t know what to say to people who hate ABBA like

if you change your mind

I’m the first in the line

(Source: cuddlebabies, via )

tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

“heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell”

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

Invisible forces that actually work annoy Christians.

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lizzymodblog:

what the hell is a prep

People who think their highschool career amounts to something and brag later in life that they were popular in high school.

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Sep 09

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Double standards make me sick.

When a girl makes out with a bunch of girls (and does more) she is called a whore/slut but when I do it, I’m called gay.

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I just realized something….

Chuckies mom died about a year and a half before rugrats takes place.

inbalanced:

that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest

It’s even worse when it they are not in your life because they betrayed you.

(Source: pinch, via saccharinecyanide)