thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes
WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?
*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.
Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!
I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY
THEY ARE ANGRY
WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’
THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO
I AM SO ANGRY
We were all lied to. This is the stuff that causes riots.
(Source: f4ndom-qu33n, via deep-sea-prince)
That ass should learn self control. It’s that mindset that lets rapists walk free.
nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background
(Source: rrueplumet, via saccharinecyanide)
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Anonymous asked: What's a hobknocker? I think I heard it before.
It’s something. A SOMETHING I AM CLEARLY NOT!
It’s gross.
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Cover art by George Wilson, 1964
Dude, is The Skipper from Gilligan’s Island about to pistol whip The Phantom?
And it’s happening under a double rainbow
(via pembrokewkorgi)
So there are three people. Let us call them Jeff, Seth and Bob.
So Jeff is a jester and wants to be funny. He Writes his will as to make it seem like he is Bob. He is then killed by mafia N1 and starts laughing as he sees his plan unfold. Now the next day, Seth reads the will and starts accusing Bob of being a dis.
Jeff the jes is laughing in dead chat as the town follows Seths lead and they lynch Bob who turns out to be a Body Guard. Bob calls Jeff the cackling jester an ass and leaves out of rage.
The next day, Everyone accuses Seth of being a mafia because he was so eager to lynch Bob. Jeff never expected this and watched, munching his popcorn as chaos ensued. Seth refuses to say his role when asked and when he is lynched, he calls the town retards because it turns out he was spy.
Now Seth the spy is yelling at Jeff the jes and telling everyone who dies to report him for game throwing. nobody listens and Jeff jokingly tells everyone to report Seth for being salty. Seth does not understand the joke and Jeff has to explain it. Eventually the mafia win and and Seth has enough salt to kill every sea animal in the world. Jeff just says “Chill out, it’s just a game” before going back to the lobby.
Moral of the story: Jesters are assholes and I love being one.