Describe your favorite Pokémon in the shittiest manner possible -
A duck with a…
Grass patootie
Coin Pussy
Liberating a stick of butter from your refrigerator and throwing it out the window.
Broken egg that flies.
(Source: thedeathecchi, via rosexknight)
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You know what would be cool? HD remakes of the original Spyro trilogy. I wanna fight Gnasty Gnorc in 1080P. Smash Ripto into the ground with beautiful graphics. Kick the Sorceress’s ass in a world that outdoes Skyrim’s beauty.
Hell yeah.
PLEASE
I WOULD PAY A LOT OF MONEY FOR THIS!
I am on board as long as it’s not skylanders spyro.
(Source: mementomagus-blog, via scraps-is-busy)
8oo:
sometimes
i get nervous
on airplanes.
With snakes
I don’t get why people wear trilbys when top hats are so much cooler.
DEELEELEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…
very odd
literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar
Literally everyone.
I am 18.. What is the very hungry caterpillar?
are you joking
we call him “Rupsje Nooitgenoeg” which translates to “Caterpillar Neverhadenough”
it sounds better when said
(Source: somethingclassic, via )
A Long Island Iced Bee
Made with Vodka, Gin, Tequila, Rum, and LIVE BEES.
The Long Island Iced Bee is becoming popular in college towns across America despite its noxious odor and the intense throat pain is causes. The bee sting venom is said to accentuate the alcohol for a smooth buzz, but doctors warn the drink can be fatal to those allergic to bees, and is extremely poor for any drinker’s health.
BEES ARE DYING AND WERE DRINKING THEM
NO BEES MEANS NO FOOD AND NO FOOD MEANS NO ANYTHING
WHY WOULD YOU DRINK BEES
you guys are so dumb look at the op’s url jfc you’ll believe anything on this stupid site
those are hornets
It is fine to kill hornets. they are assholes.
Bees should be saved. they are cute.
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