Silver Tongue

Nov 04

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@dracini is a big fucking nerd and you should all go follow her!

I can’t belive I forgot how terrifying and sad the amalgamates are. 

Temmie

pyonkotchi:

Temmie

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Temmie

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I wonder how many people will understand this reference

I wonder how many people will understand this reference

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Find your sexy pet name using this handy dandy chart

justrpmemes:

Carbon copy of this picture 

The first letter of your first name: 

 A: Donkey         B: Yummy         C: Baby         D: Honey         E: Snuggle             F: Boo Boo        G: Smelly          H: Cookie       I: Hottie           J: Thunder        K: Creamy         L: Bulky            M: Jiggly        N: Spanky       O: Mookie          P: Honey           Q: Pissy            R: Kitty           S: Fire             T: Big Ol’             U: Bearded        V: Pooky          W: Tiny           X: Poo-poo      Y: Hulky            Z: Pudding


The first letter of your last name:

A: Bear         B: Buns         C: Cha-cha’s         D: Snooch         E: Cakes               F: Hole          G: Crotch      H: Booty                 I: Bunny            J: Butt                K: Nipples     L: Nubblies   M: Ass                   N: Butts             O: Thighs           P: Lips          Q: Tits            R: Nuts                 S: Trousers        T: Ta-ta’s           U: Buffness   V: Nubs         W: Nukes              X: Jubblies        Y: Daddy            Z: Balls

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Describe your favorite Pokémon in the shittiest manner possible

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degenderate:

akai-kaede:

nilesymon:

i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.

when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.

maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.

is that magic??

honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.

My ankles never twist.  I’ve always been rather active, I did track for five years (all the running events), and one time while running I stepped in a hole, lost my shoe, and landed sprawling about five feet away.  I pulled my shoe on and kept running.

I have a coworker who somehow makes better coffee than everyone else even though the grounds come pre-measured and all you have to do is load them up and push a button.  I have a friend who has inch long nails that never break.  My brother can copy origami just by looking at the finished product and my mother can do the same with knots.  I knew a guy who never made an error when typing.

Maybe we all have little magics, the kind that you don’t realize you have.  Just tiny things that make your life slightly better but are completely unnoticed on the outside.

Ive always thought this! In the fall, if i look at a leaf flying in the wind, it always stops.

In games where you have to spot the bad guy like TTT or Salem, I’m able to guess them from the beginning before anyone ever does anything.

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