Silver Tongue

Nov 04

edgebug:

the-chibster:

pumpkinqueene:

badjaspers:

“lapis remains fused with jasper as malachite at the bottom of the ocean, because she knows if she leaves, jasper will hurt her” this is a whole new era of arguments. what a world we live in

crewniverse: lapis is keeping malachite together for revenge

lapis: *is shown to be the single strongest gem in the entire fucking show*

rebecca sugar: *draws picture of lapis clinging to jasper and captions it jeans*malachite*

jasper: *has been trying to unfuse for the past 8 months and is in a constant state of torture*

garnet: fusion should be a choice

crewniverse: *creates several episodes emphasising that fusion is wrong unless the parties are consenting*

lapis: i’ve got to keep her

the entire fucking show: *literally states that lapis is the one maintaining malachite and she’s doing it for revenge and she’s powerful af*

how the everloving fuck could you conclude that jasper’s the guilty party here???

FUCKING THANK YOU

#su #cuz lapis is small and fem and jasper isn’t #and we’ve been conditioned to believe nonfem female characters are bad and evil #(even tho technically gems don’t have gender) (via @iamvaporeon)

Also, Lapis is doing it for steven in a similar fashion to how pearl would constantly sacrifice herself for rose. Does it make it okay? No. Do they have the innate urge to do protect their leader at all costs? Yes. If malachite unfuses, jasper WILL hurt steven.

(via saccharinecyanide)

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fishbowltwo:

replies being easily brought back with an xkit extension because staff were too lazy to properly remove the code reminds me of that one story where that dudes mum tried to take the internet away from him and she deleted internet explorer

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gayaceinspace:
“ averyiscoldpizza:
“ fairytalephantasy:
“ cuddlingwithsatan:
“ ottermatopoeia:
“ what a beautiful wedding
”
said a bridesmaid to a waiter
”
yes but what a shame
”
the poor grooms bride is a llama
”
What? A llama?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE...

gayaceinspace:

averyiscoldpizza:

fairytalephantasy:

cuddlingwithsatan:

ottermatopoeia:

what a beautiful wedding

said a bridesmaid to a waiter

yes but what a shame

the poor grooms bride is a llama

What? A llama?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!

image

(via thatsthat24)

Don’t have a broken leg. Walk it off. Play sports.

Don’t have a broken leg. Walk it off. Play sports.

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beyoncescock:

Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.

#punch everyone

Sounds about right

(via deep-sea-prince)