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richardjager-deactivated2023010:
“Autism hasn’t got anything to do with it. He’s an asshole because he’s got about 70 different silver spoons shoved straight up his ass.”
-My Aunt Debbie, discussing Elon Musk after several glasses of Chianti.
Aunt Debbie is right and she should drink up and say so
Tumblr would like to buy Aunt Debbie several more rounds.
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Math proves that capitalism sucks and that capitalists are greedy.
So he gave millions and you gave $40 and feel like you’re doing more?
As presented, brought to you by Jesus, and THE FRIGGING BIBLE
Conservatives only read the redacted bible, so it’s easier to cherrypick which parts to follow
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A short thing about “weird triggers” inspired by this
that I’ll end up deleting later honestly-You can reblog this but like… don’t fuck around??? I won’t hesitate with the block button on this I swear to fuck I won’t.
Well this doubled in notes in like three hours so… I’m glad other people are finding this validating
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Horsegate on Reddit
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Even better if you relaxolotl with some snaxolotl.
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metalworkers are wizards because they “cast” metal :)
wrong. its not magic dumbass
i cast molten lead down your throat
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When you already know you’ll end up in hell anyway
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lol
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