Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right
And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS
I MEAN
IT’S JUST TOO GREAT
ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF
Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right
And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS
I MEAN
IT’S JUST TOO GREAT
ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF
I really wish I was canadian.
(Source: joshxdonna, via )
This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.
Can we get a video of said drunk wasps?
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thoughtmonger asked: I ship the two blonde white horses. make it happen.
So that’s Ditto and… who else?
… Squeaky? No, she’s blue hair… Inkblot has black hair… Rarity has purple…
I don’t think I know any other white pones. Who are you talking about.
Roid rage
Fuck yes
Dude, I already have the guts, it’s the legality.
Dude, I have the guts AND legality. The problem is that I don’t know where they live.
(via jestre)
I just recently learned that corndogs were imported from Germany and I don’t even know who I am anymore.
Technically, our democracy is roman. The greeks had a direct democracy where people would vote on every little thing but the romans created a representative democracy. Then they voted themselves into an empirical government.
(Source: attndotcom, via paper-shepard-deactivated201610)
silver-tongues-blog asked: Sweet celestia, you have freckles on your bum.
thesweetadventuresofstrawbe-blog:
Strawberry is dying of freckle overdoce
Note to self: Add more freckles too berry.
Freckles are adorable.
Kelpie said you suggested her fatty ponesona puking bees.
I took the idea and hopefully made it better.
Pffffff, in my head it was more of queen fatty kelpbutt puking bees like an alcoholic while leaning on a wall and puking on the floor while struggling through it
sweet mother marry
Okay, bee lazer sounds like a lazer that turns ponies into bees.
menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:
PEOPLE DIED
102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL
I’m sure they are very chill right now.
You might even say they’re…
ICE COLD.ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
Normally I would say this post is a trainwreck but I htink it’s easier to say it’s a shipwreck.
(Source: blazepress, via antstafermodblog)
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