Silver Tongue

Oct 29

If I was an enemy in Undertale what would my text boxes say?

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO THIS FOR ME

*Chilled crouching in front of Ze, holding some device up to him*
Ze: "That's a dildo."
Chilled: "No it's a gay-dar and it's going off the charts."
Ze: "No no no no... get that away from me."

[video]

So today I learned that while I am perfectly fine with cleaning blood off of walls and the floor, I’m not okay with being someone’s finger bleeding profusely

Now that I’m home, I can elaborate. My manager sliced the tip of his finger off when slicing some turkey and blood was all over the walls and floors and we had to throw away quite a bit of inventory and seeing it almost made me faint but I was the first to start cleaning up the mess.

animechick725:

Anyone who knows my blog should know what I’m hoping for

(via scraps-is-busy)

Do you want okay quality art for shitty quality prices? I’m always open for commission! Prices negotiable!

hiddleshasherheart:

ledamemangociana:
believebeluga:
cetaceandreams:
Levitate
Wingardium leviorca
you diDN’T
Its not levi-OR-ca its levior-CA

(via rosexknight)

I’m assuming it’s from Steven universe fan who refuses to admit there are serious problems within the fandom

Anonymous asked: i hope you step on a thousand pointy lego blocks

Wow, that’s uncalled for