the most important advice you can give someone about playing undertale is bUY A FUCKING SPIDER DONUT OH MY GOD, DONT BE LIKE ME, YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR,
The same thing happens whether you but one or not. The best advice you can tell someone new is to save the pie for the final boss.
Quick thing before school starts:
I think the ‘Its so cold’ ghost/monster in Alphys’ lab is somehow knows/knew Sans
Like- her theme is a messed up version of Snowdin’s town theme and you tell her puns to calm her down
That’s all I have sooo-
I’m sure they have some excuse for that that nobody cares about
God or Satan put them there, depending on who you ask.
The worst part? They make documentaries about this kind of stuff. Whenever my brother and I visited our hyper religious Aunt, she would make us watch a documentary about how Dinosaurs where either… A) Put on Earth by Satan to trick people. B) Are still here and just in hiding. or C) A mix of the two points above.
It’s crazy stuff.
the excuse for fossils is that the “paid scientists” carve rocks in the shape of dinosaurs because they get “millions and millions of dollars” despite paleontologists only make about 105k a year if they’re lucky. Not that different from a preachers 100k
