Silver Tongue

Aug 13

a-spoonful-of-generosity asked: So ether it was last night or the night before you mentioned in an answer I read patch Adams was somehow offensive to the people it was based on I meant to ask how but never got around to it sorry

jitterbugjive:

You know the female love interest in the movie?

It is true, Adams had a friend who was murdered.

Except that friend was a male, and a very real person with his own life.

But nah, let’s replace a real person who died in a tragic way with a shitty female love interest with a tragic rape backstory.

That is really really awful.

they also make patch a complete clown. I mean, there IS evidence that his methods work but it’s more than giving an elder w gun in the middle if the night and throwing balloon animals at him.

zeroyalviking:

globbingoblin:

bootslots:

do you ever play cards against humanity and there’s that moment where the perfect card for the hand is in your hand and you just go “my time has come” and lay it down with such grace

and then you don’t get the point

YES

Or the first card they read is absolutely hilarious and they choose it right away. Then my insides are fueled with rage saying “READ MY FUCKING CARD”

yes because somehow lifetime presents gotta go fast, the story of viin diesel is more funny than advice of a wise ol black nan, a storyof morgan freemans voice.

(Source: sndwave, via zeroyalviking)

Aug 12

it should say “suck my dicks” because sharks have two penises

it should say “suck my dicks” because sharks have two penises

(via zeroyalviking)

jitterbugjive:

Think what you want of me but the subject of suicide, especially when it’s blatant on-line suicide notes filled with a bunch of bullshit selfishness, is something that will almost always be met by me with a cold shoulder.

It’s not because I don’t care, it’s because I’m tired of letting myself get hurt.

I see people who commit suicide as a murderer and a murder victim at the same time.

I am not putting this on my shoulders because I did all I could, and right now, I’m only disappointed.

How can people be so insensitive about suicide that they fake it to get attention? I mean, ESPECIALLY after we all lost a great man yesterday because he took his own life. I may be athiest, but I can say without any qualms that anyone who uses suicide as a means to gain attention has a special place waiting for them in ever hell/ fields of punishment/ tartarus in every religion.

I feel bad about bringing up Robin Williams in this but it is the most impacting and recent example of WHY suicide should be taken seriously because everyone loved misses him.

icydafox:
“I’ma boop you!
”
Thanks.

icydafox:

I’ma boop you!

Thanks.

(Source: deep-sea-prince)

laughhard:
“ In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall
”
Bomb it to find a staircase with a heart container piece.

laughhard:

In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall

Bomb it to find a staircase with a heart container piece.

(via zeroyalviking)

rosexknight:

relahvant:

it’s halfway through 2014 and i have literally achieved nothing

Excuse me. Ruby and Sapphire remake.

He said him, not people.

(via rosexknight)

GUYS I NEED COLORS

rosexknight:

Like 4 or 5 colors. Just pick your favorite and name them. You’ll see why later.

Blood orange

pretty-castiel:

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

(via hollllow)

blazsword asked: Shame that my words means nothing when it should. I mean it's human nature to do misstakes and wrong judgements time to time right?

jestre:

im-an-actual-dragon:

is it human nature to threaten to murder two people?

No, no its not.

You’ve made a mistake, yes, but you don’t see people making mistakes like THAT now do you?

His message looks so pitiful.

nTo OA, nobody is obliged to accept an apology, let let alone an empty one, and it does not make you a victim. it does not give you the right to be an ass. If you REALLY wanted forgiveness, you would actually make an effort to stop doing whatever you are doing wrong. And by making an effort, I don’t mean not doing shit and saying you’re trying.

You either do or do not. there is no try.