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fingers and regret
oh yes, the many wonders
of masturbation
Second line has one syllable too many.
Verdict: NOT A HAIKU!
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again
YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE
how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.
what in the pure fuck
HOW IS THIS NORMAL?!
For once america actually shocks another country.
Well, in a a country with so many enemies, we need to protect ourselves if anyone threatens us at our stores
I just hit 300 followers! I will make a pic as soon as I’m out of the hospital!
Good news! My lung may have healed on it’s own so I might not need the surgery!
My grandmother brought donuts…
I can’t eat until I have surgery.. .
I am so fucking hungry…..
any tips for a man like me, how to keep your bacon from assaulting your face with oil from distance?
Punch it.
Hypothetical Science Situation:
You have to pee, and the bathroom is right across the hall, but you can hear your mom vacuuming in the living room. There’s a chance that if she sees or hears you leave your room, she’ll ask you to help.
What do you do? Are you willing to risk it?
Depends, is this a flat we’re talking about or a two story? ‘Cause that makes a difference.
It’s your house, you tell me!
As a REAL science person, I need ALL variables to come to a decent solution.
(via iamscienceside-deactivated20150)
I really hate it when people think I’m being rude and sarcastic when I’m being genuine.
HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN
1. OWN A TABLET PEN
2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS
3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO
I think about this post a lot
(Source: fulbrite, via saccharinecyanide)
