Silver Tongue

Aug 11

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lizzymodblog:

fingers and regret

oh yes, the many wonders

of masturbation

Second line has one syllable too many.

Verdict: NOT A HAIKU!

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brolinapproved:

eholaura:

solarselection:

small-baby-chihiro:

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

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what in the pure fuck

HOW IS THIS NORMAL?!

For once america actually shocks another country.

Well, in a a country with so many enemies, we need to protect ourselves if anyone threatens us at our stores

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I just hit 300 followers! I will make a pic as soon as I’m out of the hospital!

Good news! My lung may have healed on it’s own so I might not need the surgery!

My grandmother brought donuts…
I can’t eat until I have surgery.. .

I am so fucking hungry…..

extradan:

any tips for a man like me, how to keep your bacon from assaulting your face with oil from distance? 

Punch it.

Aug 10

iamscienceside:

musicsigns:

iamscienceside:

Hypothetical Science Situation:

You have to pee, and the bathroom is right across the hall, but you can hear your mom vacuuming in the living room. There’s a chance that if she sees or hears you leave your room, she’ll ask you to help.

What do you do? Are you willing to risk it?

Depends, is this a flat we’re talking about or a two story? ‘Cause that makes a difference.

It’s your house, you tell me!

As a REAL science person, I need ALL variables to come to a decent solution.

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I really hate it when people think I’m being rude and sarcastic when I’m being genuine.

jackthevulture:

fulbruh:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

I think about this post a lot

  1. BUY MUSTARD
  2. PUT IN THE FRIDGE
  3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCHSIA DID IT GO

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