“he’s 24 months old” bitch your son is two
“He’s 2 aand 9 months” bitch, he’s a thousand days.
(Source: fakesorry, via zeroyalviking)
Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
Princess.
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“My tube hurts.” — Silver Tongue ~ 2014
SOMEONE EXPLAIN
I’m pretty sure this is breaking like all 3 laws of physics…
*scientifically cries*
This makes me really mad.
Jesus did the same thing with fish and bread.
The way it works is that it makes all of the diagonally sliced pieces a fourth smaller. It’s hard to notice but that’s where the lost mass ends up.
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silver-tongues-blog asked: Is the answer to this question no?
vampirekin-deactivated20190403:
no
Wouldn’t that make it yes?
finite-stars asked: I really hope that A: you're not in pain, B: everything turns out alright, and C: that you feel better and recover!
Well, the tube hurts but that’s to be expected.
I won’t know for sure how long it will take to get better until tomorrows xray.
I finally got some food in my stomache so I feel great. (I hadn'teatensince7 pm yesterday becausei couldn’t eat or drink beforegettingthe tub.
I DID however learn that not only are the drug effects of morphine exaggerated in shows but I am also immune to the pain killing effects.
They pulled the air out of my chest and it hurts and stuff.
yzma:
Quick, hide this from pembrokewkorgi!yzma:
Mega Lopunny is wearing torn pantyhose oh my fucking god
nintendo knows the freaks they’re catering to
Anonymous asked: Woah hello you're cute
No I really am not…
Send an ask and will answer truthfully.
