Silver Tongue

Aug 02

zeroyalviking:

brigwife:

why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

• easier to spell
• all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
• all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
• if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

• it isn’t

I feel like I’m the only one who likes fahrenheit more than celsius. Metric is by far superior, but temperature in metric isn’t based off the same decimal scale as the other units. I like fahrenheit because it’s a good scale for the temperature outside, which is the most common way for describing temperature. 0 is extremely cold and 100 is extremely hot. It’s uncommon to go below zero and it’s uncommon to go above 100. And 50-60 F is a pretty mild/medium temperature.

Were the fuck do you live where 50-60 is “normal?” Here, 70-85 is normal.

(via zeroyalviking)

Why is the ao oni demon purple if ao oni means blue demon?

kelpiesnshit:

My favorite thing about commissioning people is being to scared to actually go through with it and just staring at their email address for an hour!

My favourite thing as not knowing how to reply when they ask what I want.

(Source: hollllow)

thefrogman:

[reddit]

What about the Dutch or the Norwegians?

(Source: pleatedjeans, via zeroyalviking)

if countries were students

• Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
• America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
• Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
• England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
• New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
• The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
• France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
• China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
• Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

“Said” means an exact quote whereas “was like” means you are repeating what they essentially said.

(Source: fake, via zeroyalviking)

lizzymodblog:

theauthorman:

bonmod:

lizzymodblog:

The Dutch words for a male cat and a hangover are one and the same.

theauthorman

you laugh, but have you ever slept in the same room as a cat before? the things are goddamn brats whenever it’s night.

i own an especially bratty cat, so yes

owned as in he showed up in my house one day and has refused to leave since

People don’t choose cats, cats choose them.

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kaisergeiser:

hwoaarang:

major turn offs

• timed missions
• manual save points
• chase sequences

•  escort missions with dumbass AI protégés.

NPCs with lifebars

(via goldenblackhawk)

theredguardian:

armisael:

*blacklists the words x and y*

just try and blacklist THIS

Is that red doing the futterwacken?

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My dad didn’t read the label saying ice tea container.