Silver Tongue

Jul 28

novapipebomb:

koolaidicecubes:

goldenclitoris:

watch out i m a professional flirter *winks with both eyes*

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Holy shit, is that nova? That is one smooth mofo.

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bearzerky:
“ tishue:
“ birb
”
OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
”
Birbs!

bearzerky:

tishue:

birb

OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Birbs!

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necromancer:

necromancer:

necromancer:

I just broke Skyrim by trying to spawn 20,000 cabbages

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they’re just floating here as the game crashes, hailing the start of the apocalypse

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I

AM

CABBAGEBORN

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darksupersonic7:
“ uniquanaomi:
“ bikinimybottom:
“ remember when bee movie promoted bestiality
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*beestiality
”
i need a moment
”
I need a box of tissues

darksupersonic7:

uniquanaomi:

bikinimybottom:

remember when bee movie promoted bestiality 

*beestiality

i need a moment

I need a box of tissues

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lizzymodblog:
“ stedilnik:
“ lizzymodblog:
“ stedilnik:
“ Identical twins
”
NO, THAT AIN’T RIGHT
TWINS CAN’T BE OF A DIFFERENT GENDER AND STILL BE IDENTICAL
THAT’S NOT HOW EGG CELLS WORK
”
“Identical twins are almost always the same sex, but...

lizzymodblog:

stedilnik:

lizzymodblog:

stedilnik:

Identical twins

NO, THAT AIN’T RIGHT

TWINS CAN’T BE OF A DIFFERENT GENDER AND STILL BE IDENTICAL

THAT’S NOT HOW EGG CELLS WORK

“Identical twins are almost always the same sex, but surprisingly there are a tiny number of boy-girl monozygotic twins. They result from an egg that contains an unusual mixture of sex chromosomes, not the usual XX for a girl, and XY for a boy. Occasionally an egg contains three sex chromes, two X’s and a Y. But if the egg divides to produce monozygotic twins, a chromosome may be lost in the process, leaving one embryo with a girl’s XX combination, and her monozygotic twin as an XY boy.”

Such outliers are a flimsy excuse and you know it.

identical twin
noun
one of a pair of twins who develop from a single fertilized ovum and therefore have the same genotype, are of the same sex, and usually resemble each other closely.

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silver-tongues-blog asked: Happy birthday yo.

siebewastaken:

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Thanks! Yay party! \o/

“you can put anything up your but if you try hard enough.” — Tom Fawkes.

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