Silver Tongue

Jul 28

OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WE’RE GONNA TALK COLORS
THIS IS SAPPHIRE
THIS IS TEAL
THIS IS PERIWINKLE
THIS IS AZURE
AND THIS IS TURQUOISE
WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DON’T LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT
OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?
WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTER’S GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICK ONE YA GODDAMN HIPPIE

I thought it said foreskin….

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ATTENTION -

savanaugh:

whimsicalobservant:
savanaugh:
I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY FUCKING BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.
knock yourself out
do you also want to follow my sideblogs? (…
ALL THE BLOGS SHALL BE FOLLOWED

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lizzymodblog:

fastergorekillkill:
fit-state-of-mind:
me flirting
I SAY THIS EVERY DAY
Wait a minute though
Is that Sam Seaborn
It’s the same actor, Rob Lowe, at least
God, he’s gotten old
What show is this?

Parks and recreation I assume..
You know… Because of the door…

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kirschtein-be-bitchin:

shingekinokyojinheaven:
dragon-in-a-fez:
shingekinokyojinheaven:
i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise
wait
what
there’s a list???
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
in conclusion god is an asshole
for comparison:
okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so
wait
damn.
god gambles with your souls pass it on
This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”

Actually, satanism is about free will and respecting individuality.

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The most important discussion of our time happened in a YouTube comments section.

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studying for finals

twinkletwinklelittlebattlestar:

mimi-min:
judicejune:
expectation
reality
I have never seen a post more perfect
THAT PERFECT SYNC

This is amazing.

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twcno:

futurebatgirl:
patrexes:
4sensesplusascarf:
Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.
remove cattle from stage
that’s not even the best part
key terms include:
“balance your chair on two legs”
“continue swimming motion”
“insert peanuts”
“play ball!”
“release the penguins”
“gradually become agitated”
“light explosives now….. and….. ….. now.”

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