Silver Tongue

Jul 25

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707 asked: Fictional, existing, fictional, fictional. Fictional isn't fake.

Good point. I do however have a fake religion based that will become a fictional religion once I get around to writing my stories.

It’s basically, there are two things. 

Bliss and the Void.

When you die, your consciousness is hurled into the gap between universes. You stay there in the nothingness until you are just a couple of thoughts. It could be minutes or it could be centuries. The amount of time you stay conscious in this hell of nothingness depends not on whether you do good or bad, but on how many regrets you have. The more regrets you have, the longer you have to suffer the nothingness.

When you are a basic thought, you either 

A: end up in a mind as a random thought or idea and hten become a part of them

or

B: End up in a newborn creature on some planet in some universe somewhere and start anew.

No thought is original and no person is new.

lizzymodblog:

why does tumblr have fake genders, fake mental disorders and fake sexualities but no fake religions

Cult of luna, pastafarianism, the nine, scientology, the list goes on and on.

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just-your-averaqe-teenaqe-qirl:
“ sepec3000:
“ ultrafunnypictures:
“ carwash
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Who the fuck would say no to this?
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Gay men? Straight women? People who don’t own cars..?
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Trekkies

just-your-averaqe-teenaqe-qirl:

sepec3000:

ultrafunnypictures:

carwash

Who the fuck would say no to this?

Gay men? Straight women? People who don’t own cars..?

Trekkies

(via just-your-averaqe-teenaqe-qirl)

jestre:

thesassylorax:

bonehatter:

thesassylorax:

the hot topic stores open their doors

there upon those floors the kids discover gamzee

his polka dots

his slime

his randomness

the new GIR is upon us

the beginning of the end is here

In the high school halls, you can hear the freshman chanting

“H0nk!!!!….I’m so random!! :0)”

“MoThEr fUcKiNg pIe~”

And so Homestuck’s descent into further wretchedness begins… HAHAHAHA!

This makes me so glad that last year was my last in highschool so I don’t have to deal with that kind of crap.

(Source: thesassylorax-blog, via jestre)

mistercoventry:
“ seka1822:
“ mistercoventry:
“ Oh, they grow up so fast.
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Buttercup turned into a boy…
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He sure did.
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mistercoventry:

seka1822:

mistercoventry:

Oh, they grow up so fast.

Buttercup turned into a boy…

He sure did.

(Source: waluigisapartment, via goldenblackhawk)

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anondracomalfoy:

bless you if you can admit your favorite character has flaws.

Every character has flaws. Those who don’t are poorly written.

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jestre:
“rosenrot234:
“ siski-mod:
“ skype-pony:
“ trendy-trickster:
“ skype-pony:
“ Nothing like a lovely comment to brighten up your day… :/
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Wow that is rude
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Yeah really, like, i’d like to see him do better, and just cause you said “NOT TO HURT...

jestre:

rosenrot234:

siski-mod:

skype-pony:

trendy-trickster:

skype-pony:

Nothing like a lovely comment to brighten up your day… :/

Wow that is rude 

Yeah really, like, i’d like to see him do better, and just cause you said “NOT TO HURT YOU(your*) feelings” doesn’t fix anything. 

Some people…

Its like those mother fuckers that say “With all due respect” like it’s a fucking get out of jail free card for them to say shit to you.

Left a tasty response for them. 9u9

Saying someone could do better is pointless and insulting if you don’t tell them what they need to practice. Are the eyes wrong? Is the body too wide? Is the shading off? That kind of thing is what separates insult and criticism.

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samcantpickausername asked: is that all it takes to get rid of silver? annoy him with logic until he blocks you? so, if everyone logics at him, he'll block them all, and have no one left to complain to

jitterbugjive:

I don’t think he understands what blocking even is for lol

Blocking is essentially useless if you don’t care about their blog in the first place.