“The moment people don’t realize that was satire is the moment I give up.” — Chilled Chaos
“The moment gays can marry, people will start fucking their toasters.” — Chilled chaos
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FUCK YOU IM A DRAGON
I’m a vampire! Bleh!
Calling BS. I am neither organized nor attractive.
Literally the most frustrating episode..
I hated her in this episode
Bitch kept asking for macaroni
LITERALLY FUCKING MACARONI
THIS IS WHY I HATE MACARONI!
(via rosexknight)
So, whenever I play town of salem, I can guess evil people with a 79% accuracy. Last game, I called out 2 maf and got them lynched purely on a gut feeling and they were so pissed. They accused me of cheating and it was hilarious. and there was even this one part.
maf; Go fuck yourself.
Me: I will thank you very much. But do you want me to bring you some pretzels for your salt?
Anywho, I trust my gut a lot.
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“When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”
"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.””
Wow.
This might actually work is all prisons as a rehabilitation program.
If I was a Hannibal style killer put in a glass cell, I would adopt a cat just so I can sit in a chair, petting it and looking even more like a villain.
(via jekyllskitchen-blog)
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