Silver Tongue

Feb 15

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hrmsketches:
foxnewsfuckfest:
deadpanwalking:
doriangray:
what would dionysus wear if he was in the modern day?
#needless to say this is a pussy out look
i am on the FLOOR

(via robustquestioner)

paxamericana:

lmao

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passiunclepaltry:

Doodle

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sockablock:

yes, I’m a DM, yes, I love writing, no, I don’t know how distance works. Is that building 100 feet away or 40 feet away? Should you be able to see something ten minutes down the road? Is 1,000 feet long? Is 30?? Is 6??? Could you walk across the continent in 2 weeks or 2 years? I hate this. I hate travel. I hate measurement. Fuck you.

(via chefpyro)

turing-tested:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:
zovsko:
we make eye contact and i connect to the wifi in your brain and i delete half of your memories and make you left handed
But I am left handed. And I already have a poor memory, so good luck finding anything worth deleting.
WAIT A MINUTE

(via newbarrk)

(Source: roadtrippers.com, via newbarrk)

prokopetz:

saccharinescorpion:
saccharinescorpion:
the “games shouldn’t have politics” crowd is always dumb but it’s also hilarious when it manages to overlap with the “I hate twee fluffy ‘wholesome’ games” crowd
what these people think “a game without politics” is: Final Fantasy 7, Metal Gear Solid, Nier Automata
what “a game without politics” would actually be: Froggy Friend Goes To The Marshmallow Picnic
They think Froggy Friend Goes To The Marshmallow Picnic is a propaganda piece because the frog is gay.

(via stemmmm)