When you hate a ship that most of the fandom loves, but you try to lowkey hate it so you don’t get shit for it. So whenever someone mentions it to you, you just kind of hold it all in like
While no evidence of this fact exists on the internet, there are plenty of bakeries around the world that will testify to the miracle that is Pumpkin pie >:U
bish I’ll question science as much as I want. I need visual facts not some most likely fake testimony.
#BECAUSE PIES SUCK
I am willing to forgive these heathen, slanderous remarks as I am an honest, pumpkin pie eating citizen of this beautiful country, and will now counter with credible evidence I have collected throughout the course of extensive research in the past half-hour. I have prepared a brief series of pie-charts I believe accurately represents my, very obviously correct, facts about the miracle that is pumpkin pie:
The first survey is based on a survey conducted globally by the National Pumpkin Pie For Life Association
The Second survey was conducted by the PPRF (Pumpkin Pie Rules Foundation), in which approximately one individual was surveyed.
And the third chart is data collected by an anonymous group of individuals who are believed to be in the process of curing cancer with pumpkin pie because it’s that good.
I hope that for those of you sitting on the fence about this profoundly perfect pastry have been convincedthrough scientifically proven facts that pumpkin pie is, without a doubt, the best pie ever.
well according to this article and survey (albeit from 2012, it still counts)
A majority of the voters say pumpkin is gross and should therefore have less pumpkin flavoured products. So…fuck you. I win
Also this article talks about pumpkin flavored products. Not the pies themselves. And according to this article, pumpkin pies are so popular that they sell on averageenough pies to circle the globe and them some.
So.. fite me you pumpkin pie-hating heathen.
Stop what are you doING DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT MEANS MORE PIE FOR US?
SHSSHHHH
DONT SHARE PIE WITH FILTHY NON-BELIEVERS
^^^what he said ^^^^
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Due to being forced to eat more pumpkin pie than I liked when I was young, I can agree pumpkin pie is gross and makes my stomach churn just looking at it.
When people go into my ask box and ask, “Do you do requests?” Then when I say “I rarely do requests, but I also do commissions, here is my commission info” I usually get this response. “Great! I’ll get on that ASAP.” Then I never hear from that person again.
You know what… I’d rather people be honest. I’d rather you go “No, I don’t believe in commissioning artists” and make it clear that you’re just trying to get free art while passing around sob stories, instead of giving me a smile and running off into the distance.
So they actually respond? When I get messages like that I rarely get a response after the first question…
And if I do they just get offended I don’t do free art for every random person…
I also get, “Oh, I don’t have money. But I still want you to draw me something.”
Of course. That’s how businesses works.
If I walk into a store and tell them I’m broke they give me free stuff all the time!
Oh but don’t you know, art is just scribbles on a paper. I do it all the time for fun. Anybody could do it. They just need me to do it because I’m so good.
I never believe it when someone says they don’t have money. They always have money, but they just want to try and get free art.
