nothing makes a gamer more nervous than when the game autosaves in a seemingly harmless location
“this is an awfully convenient collection of healing items”
“why is all this ammo here”
“where did all the enemies go”
“This room has rather a lot of wide, open space in it."
"The music stopped suddenly.”
“No, there it is.”
“….That’s an awful lot of bass.”
“Oh hey, that door closed behind me harder than the others.”
dx11:
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.
Why not just become the money?
(Source: olimar, via )
silver-tongues-blog asked: I give up.
You asked for tentacles, I drew them
You wanna draw porn, I give the thing that usually always ends in decent porn and you just do softcore. I tried. I don’[t know what you want.
Matt and Liam are my spirit animals.
i can’t stop laughting
This was an adventure
billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:
billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:
http://www.classicfm.com/music-news/latest-news/classical-music-racist/
Behold.. the new face of RAAACISMMMMMM
Japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAYIraq
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fIDFSUMvLYMongolia
http://youtu.be/JL5bN3bcdfA?t=1m30sLOOK AT THIS WHITE RACIST (with revitiligo)
http://youtu.be/aGS8vvQKg14Meanwhile in rap and hip-hop…
>muh cars muh gold fuck the police muh bitches n hoes rape and kill a bitch steal your shoes and gamecube nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga muh spinners and chrome muh gats and cheese glock glock glock kill whitey
>gets mad at people who generalize classical and metal
>generalizes rap
>404 logic not found
Not all rap is like that lol
logicd deadass thinks gangsta rap is the only genre of rap lmao
i guess the only genre of metal is pornogrind, you know like Anal Cunt or Swamp of Semen (actual bands)
I hate Pornogrind lol
same, it’s gross but then again I listen to deathcore i shouldn’t be talking lol
I really don’t see how liking classical and metal can possibly make someone misogynistic.
(via hollllow)
I wanna draw porn.
Popping all my ponies into heat, ya’ll have fun with that.
Heat will end whenever I fucking want it to end.
Don’t you mean “whenever you want fucking it to end?”
(Source: hollllow)
If tumblr has taught me anything, it’s that even quite a few women think they pee out of the vagina.
when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want
(via zeroyalviking)
