anyway if Aziraphale and Crowley get married that counts as an angel signing his soul away to a demon and Hell has to give Crowley a commendation and they’re so mad about it.
Me about to write an AU where Hell begrudgingly promotes Crowley to the rank of Duke on his marriage to Aziraphale and they do a ton of shit to flaunt it
And conversely, if Aziraphale and Crowley get married that counts as an angel saving a demon’s soul, which gets Aziraphale promoted to Seraph, and doesn’t that piss off the Archangel Fucking Gabriel.
Aziraphale’s promotion comes straight from the high office, and it blows up every single inbox on the way down. The permissions are locked to ‘do not reply’. Aziraphale only learns this a blissful week-and-a-half later, when he fires up the darling old Armstrad to sort out a few inventory snags, and discovers that Outlook has spontaneously manifested in order to offer a cheerful little explosion of congratulations at him, requests that he keep a copy for his records, and promptly uninstalls itself once more without the benefit of either cable or wifi connection.
Crowley’s promotion is ultimately the result of a popular vote, though no one’s quite sure how, or why, or when Hell started holding votes, or how any of the ticket was nominated. They make him give an acceptance speech, which is conducted with all due decorum–and a great deal of spluttering from the largely-unwilling recipient–on the front stairs up to their cottage.
So I found out that my coworker has been selling gay indulgences and honestly what a fucking genius she is
Her best friend loves chick fil a and always feels guilty about it, so Steph just told her once ‘listen if you eat there send me $20 and all is forgiven” and. She did it.
And is still doing that. We’re working and Steph gets a notification and just goes “Oh L just sent me the Lesbian Forgiveness Tax for chick fil a” and I went ‘what’
@ all straight people who’ve ever eaten at chick fil a; cashapp a queer person $20 immediately
I was watching Shrek 2 and my wife and I were reflecting on how much transmisogyny was in it as jokes (e.g. “gender confused wolf” “ugly step sister” “women’s underwear” etc.) and it’s so extremely ridiculous to me the transphobes’ line that having positive representations of trans people (esp trans women) in children’s media would be “too confusing” for kids—because they are literally already making references to trans women in children’s media, they’re just doing it in the most offensive ways possible. Taking away all the empty cis rationalization of it, really they’re not arguing for kids to not see trans characters, they’re arguing that kids should see trans characters as demonized, fetishized, objects of ridicule and disgust. Like that’s literally the subtext in these “how do I explain this to my kids” conversations. They really mean “let me continue to explain this in ways that groom kids into hating trans people and themselves if they are trans”
Yooooo tour species swap for Fluttershy is the best thing ever its just a very solid design and she is ???? So pretty???? I love it and this little au with fluttercord ♡ thanks for making it
didn’t the original pink lesbian flag get “cancelled” or something and now the orange lesbian flag is the “official” one? i’m not up to date on all of this
There isn’t really an “official” lesbian flag, but the orange one seems to be the most commonly used one now as far as I’m aware.
I don’t have her callout or whatever, but the creator of the lipstick lesbian flag was a big ol’ racist, I think transmisogynistic as well (IDR specifics but IIRC she really didn’t like GNC women and that’s quite the indicator), and also likely ripped her design from the cougar pride flag created 2 years prior (a picture of them side-by-side).
Emily has been subjected to various lesbophobic smearing campaigns on Twitter accusing her through decontextualized bullshit, entirely made up bullshit, or even things in which she’s right (such as her not supporting the “bi lesbian” thing).
I have a feeling that part of the reason she hasn’t received that much compensation for her own design while others have used it for monetary gain, has at least a little to do with that. I can only imagine how frustrating that must be. If you can, please support her.
