Silver Tongue

Oct 08

How to spot a ‘fake’ gamer

Frequently pronounces video games as “Blideo Bames”
Will often say “I need help passing this level it’s really hard” then when you look at their screen it’s running Microsoft Excel 2007
They invite you over to their place to check out their game collection and it’s just every season of Frasier (still impressive)
Their Xbox One is actually a series of tissue boxes glued together with the word “NINTEMDO” painted over it
When you ask their favourite video game they respond by doing a series of skillful backflips, temporarily distracting you from having asked the question in the first place
Keeps a secret diary with “I HATE VIDEO GAMES AND I NEVER PLAY THEM” written on every page

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dracini:

dogsarenicerthanpeople:
magicalmagnusbane:
Ahhhh I’m taking no chances here
A FEW YEARS BACK THE MAYOR OF MY TOWN CANCELED HALLOWEEN BECAUSE OF THE HURRICANE THAT HAD PASSED A COUPLE OF WEEKS BEFORE. IT WAS HORRIBLE AND I WOULD NEVER WISH THAT ON ANYONE.
How does someone cancel Halloween?

They lose the skeleton war is how.

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October gore art challenge, 8: Undead/Zombie Attack

Here we have a Silver Tongue who has been through some serious shit. Doesn’t look like she’s quite all there though.

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officialkeikoandgilly:

True. So true they removed the bitch’s UN report from their main page.

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catbountry:

grimphantom2:
flammingcorn:
THIS:
(Not to mention Rick himself called him a “dreamboat”)
THIS:
THIS:
AND:
THIS:
AND THIS:
ALSO THIS:
BECAUSE OF THIS:
AND LET’S NOT FORGET THIS.
I can’t believe they still showing the mug, the pen and the notepad XD
Can’t wait for this crossover to happen.

Rick and Stanford going on adventures before he got his morty

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