Silver Tongue

Jul 02

lizzymodblog:

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lizzymodblog:

DittoPrize: 33 more followers to 1000.

Scootoaster: 43 more followers to 2500.

What is going on?

people like gimmick versions of canon characters over OCs. People already know about the canon character so there’s already a bit of exposure. Basically, blogs of canon characters get followers faster than OC blogs.

I don’t mean “why is Scootoaster more popular than DittoPrize”, I mean “why the fuck do I have this many followers?”

Oh. Because people enjoy crude humor.

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lizzymodblog:

DittoPrize: 33 more followers to 1000.

Scootoaster: 43 more followers to 2500.

What is going on?

people like gimmick versions of canon characters over OCs. People already know about the canon character so there’s already a bit of exposure. Basically, blogs of canon characters get followers faster than OC blogs.

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Jul 01

So my dad is trying to take away my internet again.

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chibisokka:

reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS

(Source: chibisokka-blog, via tehsmartyxd)

jitterbugjive:

My mom’s eggs always tasted super terrible and for a long time it made me sick to eat eggs in general cuz I’d always associate it with how she made eggs and I thought that’s just how eggs tasted

Lately I’ve been making eggs for breakfast and find that I really enjoy them

Until today

When I accidentally discovered what made my mom’s eggs taste so bad

I accidentally cooked them in margarine rather than butter

My mom always cooked with margarine

oh god it tastes so bad

No matter what anyone or anything says, margarine IS NOT a substitute for butter.

satitsfied:
“ handme-fr0wns:
“ oblivious-ink:
“ Best gif ever
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is that johnny depp
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no i think its a newsreporter
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I think her name is madison brooks

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handme-fr0wns:

oblivious-ink:

Best gif ever

is that johnny depp

no i think its a newsreporter

I think her name is madison brooks

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LTTP has such a fucked up moment

The kid with the flute!

He is in the dark world and is like, “hey, I have been here for a long time. In the other world I buried my ocarina. Can you find it?”

And you find it and it’s lie “But I cannot play it in this world. Can you give it to my father? But let me hear it one more time”

and you play it and he’s like “thank you. My mind is getting hazy. I’m tired……." 

And then he turns into a fucking tree. 

THERE ARE TEARS ON MY CHEEK BECAUSE OF THAT.

NINTENDO, WHY ARE YOUR GAMES SO DIFFICULT AND SAD!? 

I AM NOT KIDDING, EVERYTHING THAT TOUCHES ME TAKES OFF THREE HEARTS AND MANY OF THEIR THINGS OR FUCKING SAD!

lizzymodblog:

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I’ve been around Tumblr for so long at this point, nothing can surprise me anymore.

Didn’t someone send you a dick pic at one point?

Wasn’t surprised. Just disappointed.

Well, my driver safety instructor was talking about how to smother someone and get away with it.

I’ve seen countless posts on how to kill people in a variety of ways and how to destroy the evidence.

Yes but this was coming from a driver safety course. One that I have to legally take. One that is recognized by the state.

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