Some altered godtier headcanons. :O
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not to be fake deep about Minecraft on main but. anyone else ever get the feeling that Minecraft is a post-post-apocalyptic sort of world that, with each update, is starting to heal? we start with skeletons and zombies and giant spiders and weird mutated things, but life slowly returns - scary things live in the ocean, yes, but coral reefs came back, diverse fish populations returned, there are dolphins and squids and stuff. in 1.16 the nether goes from a blighted hellscape to still terrifying, but a place that can sustain life. there’s new types of trees, animals, flowers, bees were added. basically the Minecraft game universe feels like a place that, with each update, is healing from something terrible, and that’s just neat
careful tin this is how you awaken old gods
if the old gods can bring life back to the earth after humans have destroyed it, then let them awaken.
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For real if unionization did end up killing Walmart, do you realize how much my town and all small towns would benefit? Walmart came here and systematically killed off all the small interesting and vital stores and services, and I know my town is chock full of creative folks who desperately want to be entrepreneurs and start a fabric shop or a deli or what have you. But until Walmart fucking dies it’s impossible to run these kinds of small but vital businesses in a small town. So I say kill it.
if unionizing kills a business, then the business shouldnt have existed in the first place
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[video]
http://mymagicgrandpa.thecomicseries.com/comics/53/
Chapter Summary: Suzie Sterling has just had an otherworldly encounter with her literature teacher, and is supposed to meet up with her apparently magical grandpa to figure out just what the heck happened and why he went missing for so long.
They’re coming after us now
oh wow gen z isnt using a site thats mostly used by 40 year old moms sharing minion memes
Godspeed, young ones. Succeed where we failed. Destroy the beast.
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my fam is doing our annual rewatch of the lord of the rings movies and i’ve come to the conclusion that when they’re trying to go over the pass of caradhras and gimli is like ‘we should go through mines of moria instead’ and there’s that long saruman speech about how gandalf doesn’t want to go into moria because he knows what the dwarves awoke there, and then gandalf … immediately doesn’t say any of that to any of the party
…that’s basically the equivalent of, in dnd, if the dm had just given a whole prepared monologue of information to gandalf’s player of things gandalf should already know …
….and then when they go ‘so do you tell the rest of the party that?’ gandalf’s player just goes ‘no.’
and i’m losing my shit
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