Silver Tongue

Jun 26

craftykraken:
jitterbugjive:
craftykraken:
twizz-doodles:
A changeling,a hobo,a doctor and a nightmare make a shockingly good quartet
Dullahan never removes his cape, not even to show off his adorable little suit. HNNNN This is adorable! Thanks, baby. ;u;
dem teef tho
anyone who witnesses them will leave farting glitter
We all know that the only one in the audience would be Bodhar clapping really loudly.
…and farting glitter.

Doesn’t Bodhar fart glitter normally?

(Source: dragon-bunz, via jitterbugjive)

jestre:

shykittenkat:
discordtrixieandspike:
lifeisapinkiepieparty:
jakewhyman:
emkaymlp:
dnotive:
cyrilthewolf:
balladoftarby:
Saw this on facebook, figured i’d post it so i could bitch about it telling me i’d be stuck with Rarity
stuck with applejack?
man/
Why wasn’t I born in july
Stuck with Twilight Sparkle.
… She could probably just teleport us out of the elevator, let’s be honest.
stuck with derpy
she’ll probably want to play i spy the whole time
Stuck with Applejack….
How fitting…
PANKIE PAH!
Rarity.
Rarity
Fluttershy. :3

I am stuck with best unicorn. Now I can troll her with insane troll logic. Mainly, criticizing her for getting stuck in the elevator and making fun of her (probable) disdain of stairs.

(Source: uncletarby, via jestre)

So I have dark around my eyes. That means that I am either being corrupted by a demonic force or that I just need more sleep. I really hope it’s the former.

jitterbugjive:

I really hate how the crossed parker came out so I wanna make it up to you by making a crossed coach.
coach no ;A; adfnskjngfhgkfghkjdgh

hey-sass-butt:

scuttlebuggy:
trashchocolate:
55595472:
eighttwotwopointthreethree:
the-half-boy:
I LIKE IT
I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS
The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t just everyone struggling its everyone else doing their shit and one person fucking it all up it’s BRILLIANT.
HOW DO I AUDITION
dream job
$29 TICKETS

I would love to see this.

(via tehsmartyxd)

Ahhh. What a day on dark RP.

First I was a swat officer and we took down some mercs in their fortress. Then I decided to become a dirty cop and went to the bar that sold guns under the table. I blackmailed them to let me use their back room for my money printer but we were called to fight the mercs again. So I quit being a SWAT officer and became a drug dealer. I gave the bar some drugs to sell as rent because I wasn’t really an officer anymore so now the bar sold guns, drugs and printed money.I eventually got multiple printers and upgraded them all and then the bar closed. So I ran for mayor. I was a good mayor for a while until they found out about my money and drug history. I was arrested and committed suicide in jail.

It sounds like the plot of an okay B movie.

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ayothewuisback:

White peoples’ definition of racism is hurt feelings, instead of what it actually is, and that’s systematic destruction of an ethnic group. Understand that, and then you’ll understand why racism doesn’t “go both ways”.

Racism actually DOES go both ways. Just as there are white people who discriminate ethnicities, there are many ethnicities that hate people just for being white.

(via just-your-averaqe-teenaqe-qirl)