Contain your orgasms.
Someone took a cue from my titlecard…
Smarty does it better
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SHIT, I NEED A FILLY CHARACTER
OR COLT FOR THAT MATTER
I’M LIKE 75% THROUGH AN UPDATE WITHOUT PICKING A CRUCIAL CHARACTER
FUCK
NAME AN UNDERAGE HORSE BLOG?
I happen to be a underage horse blog.adurotalso happens to run one. But neither update.Yeah but
I needed one that actually behaved like a regular cartoon horse
… And wasn’t made out of distorted JPGs
Why not aero-replies?
hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:
my laptops fucked
i hope they used a condom
im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this
you dont want viruses, do you?
(via arosu-sama)
there-isnofate-but-whatwemake:
If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead
I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.
No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.
Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.
Did you guys even watch bee movie
you really really must call a bee keeper!
My family’s house had it’s entire attic taken over by bees one year. They slowly started appearing in the house, and then they were everywhere. We called a bee keeper, and he removed what he said was the largest domestic honeycomb/bee nest he’d ever seen. I was so terrified I’d gone to stay with a friend. My folks called me to meet the bee keeper, and he led me on the most magical journey through the house. He explained the bees were harmless if you move calmly through them and don’t swat at or harass them. He was only stung once because he accidentally put his hand down and smooshed one. The bees landed on me, walked a bit, then buzzed away. All honey combs and bees were safely removed and relocated. Call a bee keeper, they are awesome!
Not to mwntion that bees are the cool ones. they only sting you if you attack them or attack their hive. If you don’t, they are pretty chill. Wasps are the assholes who attack without provocation.
(via just-your-averaqe-teenaqe-qirl)
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comanderinqueefers asked: Boobs are like the sun: you can look but it's dangerous to stare, unless you have sunglasses
Eh… Boobs don’t really excite me.
Butts are better
That specific scene in a videogame that no matter how many times you experience it, makes you as emotional as when you first played it
(Source: zackfair-blog, via rosexknight)
why did 6 wanna fuck 7
cuz 7 8 ass
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six-offender.
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