Here we have a Silver Tongue going through a phase involving many piercings and metal horn and wings that screw into sockets installed on her head and sides. What isn’t shown is that she also replaced her tongue with a real silver one. I really wanted to draw that part but I couldn’t get it to look good. Hell, I couldn’t even get this to look right.
“”EXPECTO PATRONUM!” Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his dick tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it.”
“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his dick hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”
“He had not been this close to Malfoy since he had watched him muttering to Crabbe and Goyle during Dumbledore’s speech about Cedric. He could feel a kind of ringing in his ears. His hand gripped his dick under his robes”
“My dick.” Said Ron. “Look at my dick.” It had snapped, almost in two, and the tip was dangling limply, held on by only a few spare splinters.
I’ve got this…
“Twelve and a quarter inches…pleasantly springy. It’s in fine condition…You treat it regularly?“
“Polished it last night,” said Cedric, grinning.
Harry looked down at his own dick. He could see finger marks all over it.
He gathered a fistful of robe from his knee and tried to rub it clean surreptitiously. Several gold sparks shot out of the end of it.
Fleur Delacour gave him a very patronizing look, and he desisted.
“No volunteers?” said Voldemort. “Let’s see…Lucius, I see no reason for you to have a dick anymore.”
Lucius Malfoy look up. His skin appeared yellowish and waxy in the firelight, and his eyes were sunken and shadowed. When he spoke, his voice was hoarse.
Me:
It's really awful that two main characters of the opposite genders in a show or movie can't just be friends without a forced romance between them, or fans shipping them manically. Not only is it showing heteronormativity at it's finest, but it's also showing that a boy and a girl can't just be friends and belittles the idea of a healthy platonic relationship without the need for sex or romance. Not to mention it's so commonplace, and in so many forms of media that it's become bland, boring and predictable and is starting to become the same crap over and over again, forced down peoples throats.
