It’s that time of the year again where I have to make this post.
SO BECAUSE OF HALLOWEEN AND EVERYONE LIKES TO GET SPOOKY I’M JUST GOING TO GIVE YOU A FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THIS IS A JUMPSCARE FREE BLOG AND I WILL NOT AND WILL NEVER POST JUMPSCARES AS A CHEAP JOKE! YOU CAN ALWAYS TRUST MY LINKS.
as for everyone I follow, post a jumpscare and I WILL unfollow you. I have MAD anxiety and screams/jumpscares/sudden loud sounds give me massive panic attacks and make me want to curl up into a ball and cry.
Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.
I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??
okay now i’ll reblog it
sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful
You’re really passionate about apples
Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.
liquefied apple fetus.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.
Can we just talk about this post for a moment…
HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE
If you water an apple tree with apple juice in canadian mountains, does it become a wendigo apple tree?
