I want to have sex with attractive humans that are pleasant to be around.
an attractive pleasant human is an oxymoron.
Anonymous asked: The whole game is stupid. It makes people worse people and makes the world a worse place. People need to learn that there can be comedy without making fun of people.
Yes, if the whole world stopped making jokes in a card game then everyone would be happy, there would be no more wars and world hunger would be solved with glitter and rainbows.
See how i was using sarcasm as a form of humor to make fun of your flawed logic?
You need to wake up anon, this is reality. No matter what anyone says, does or anything, somebody somewhere will be offended. Just the fact that people like you just get offended because someone somewhere MIGHT get GENUINELY offended makes your entire argument mute. The reason why it’s mute is because while some aspects are true in their own right, it’s skewed in your favour. It’s like that picture of meat and broccoli with the protein percent. While broccoli’s protein percent is higher than meat, meat is denser and the actual protein is much much higher.
Yes, CAH is a terrible game in that it makes people feel like they’re going to spend an eternity in a plain of eternal punishment, it does not make people worse for playing it. Just because someone comes up with “I used to not care about the deaths of 6 million jews but now it’s pretty much the only thing I masturbate to” doesn’t mean that person actually masturbates to the death of 6 million jews.
TL;DR
Anon is a biased idiot and people who play CAH don’t actually do the stuff they come up with in CAH.
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sapphire-and-greyzeek asked: Dragon officially dead, blog is closed T 3 T
I mean, it had a good run. At least I let you live long enough to finish ‘Shine’! But yeah, you should probably just close up the blog now. If you die in AKS, you die for real.
Just how like if you poop in your dreams… You poop in real life….
wow I’ve never seen a bird drink before
that’s a snake
dogs are incredible
I love fish
(Source: exploitastic, via goldenblackhawk)
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“Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?”
Dammit Hitler this is why we can’t have nice things!
don’t you hate it when hitler ruins everything?
(Source: sourstraws, via rosexknight)
