Silver Tongue

Jun 14

rosexknight:
“Oh boy do I have SO MANY stories for this…
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I deliver pizzas and this person began to complain that their pizza (which had a bunch of veggies and meat) had no meat. He also insisted that he paid via credit card when the reciept clearly...

rosexknight:

Oh boy do I have SO MANY stories for this…

I deliver pizzas and this person began to complain that their pizza (which had a bunch of veggies and meat) had no meat. He also insisted that he paid via credit card when the reciept clearly was for cash. He yelled at the people in the call center and I had to point to the meat for him. I pointed to ham, sausage and hamburger meat. He demanded another pizza but the call center person said that if he continues to act this rude, we will no longer serve him. He got mad and paid just enough for it. I was now in a bad mood but as I was in my car about to drive away, his wife was nice enoguh to give me a fifteen dollar tip for the trouble her husband caused.

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churchsext:

bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge 

Don’t forget to use your indoor plumbing and the light of your lightbulbs powered by electricity.

(Source: bigspender, via lolrenaynay)

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Added an art button on my blog so now you can see all the art related stuff I’ve done over that last year and a half.

somepotternerd:

seriously why does tumblr suddenly hate everything when it gets popular? like fuck guys tfios and john green have been practically workshipped for so long and now suddenly its doing really well and youve all got to shit on john green

Blame the hipsters that are only here because it’s not facebook.

(Source: spunk--punk, via lolrenaynay)

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“If a man plays the fool, then it’s only fools he’ll persuade. But appear to be the devil… and all men will submit.” —

Blackbeard

Black flag is one of the few videogames that made me cry.

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mrspacecorgi asked: ubisoft dun fucked up, and i think evenyone knows about libration

Apparently not because people still insist that ubisoft never made a female assassin.

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